- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
"Isn't Duluth an awesome city?"
Girl sitting next to me in a bar in Marquette Mi.
Girl sitting next to me in a bar in Marquette Mi.
The other night at dinner we went to the mexican resturant, Case tells me that he needs to go the bathroom bad, he told me it was #2...the waiter overheard him say that and came back to the table "you want to have #2 to go?" Case didnt understand that the waiter was talking about a #2 combo meal and says "yes, I need to take a #2 to go to the bathroom"...the waiter had a funny look on his face....
too many #2's going on in one place.....
Cheese "same end result I suppose" Man
A sigh in the bar we are in, "Wisconsin, out drinking your state since 1848."
last night while building fence, I was boring an 18" hole and it was muddy and water was seeping in bad, the following transpired:
Camille: "this hole is just too wet, it is going to end up a big sloppy mess"
Me: "I think we should wait"
Camille: "I just let you the worlds most open door for an inuendo and you failed...you are slipping...."
Me: "I suck at life...wanna have sex?"
Cheese "disappointed in myself" Man
Last night my 8 yr old son, Case, was harvesting beans with me in the combine.....
Case- "Dad, can I drive the combine?"
Me- "You do know that this is a half million dollar piece of machinery, right?"
Case-"What's a half million dollars between two best buds?"
Me-"Good point, take the wheel and dont drive into the river"
Case-"Dad, I can drive straight bc I dont drink beer"
Me- "Touche'"