quote of the day thread..

[seanR]

"Isn't Duluth an awesome city?"
Girl sitting next to me in a bar in Marquette Mi.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Me: How ya doing?

Guy @ McDonald's: Well, it's one of those days you realize you're at the bottom of the food chain working here.

Me: Well, yep.

 

[seanR]

Bride at a wedding yesterday, "Hey, look Sean, I match the rest of the kitchen appliances!"
I like that gal!

 

[nick86]

new guy at work after one week[how many fricking Jeeps you got]
Me[ 5 but you only seen 4 so far] hahaha

 

[*89Laredo*]

Well you don't drink anymore, so what are you spending the money on? -Scotty after I complained I was broke

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

The other night at dinner we went to the mexican resturant, Case tells me that he needs to go the bathroom bad, he told me it was #2...the waiter overheard him say that and came back to the table "you want to have #2 to go?" Case didnt understand that the waiter was talking about a #2 combo meal and says "yes, I need to take a #2 to go to the bathroom"...the waiter had a funny look on his face....

too many #2's going on in one place.....


Cheese "same end result I suppose" Man

 

[89eliminator]

The other night at dinner we went to the mexican resturant, Case tells me that he needs to go the bathroom bad, he told me it was #2...the waiter overheard him say that and came back to the table "you want to have #2 to go?" Case didnt understand that the waiter was talking about a #2 combo meal and says "yes, I need to take a #2 to go to the bathroom"...the waiter had a funny look on his face....

too many #2's going on in one place.....


Cheese "same end result I suppose" Man

#2 in = #2 out

basic math.

 

[seanR]

A sigh in the bar we are in, "Wisconsin, out drinking your state since 1848."

 

[89eliminator]

A sigh in the bar we are in, "Wisconsin, out drinking your state since 1848."

got a shirt that says that

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Tarp your load"
Words of advice from Jed.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

last night while building fence, I was boring an 18" hole and it was muddy and water was seeping in bad, the following transpired:

Camille: "this hole is just too wet, it is going to end up a big sloppy mess"
Me: "I think we should wait"
Camille: "I just let you the worlds most open door for an inuendo and you failed...you are slipping...."
Me: "I suck at life...wanna have sex?"


Cheese "disappointed in myself" Man

 

[BRIANHO13]

last night while building fence, I was boring an 18" hole and it was muddy and water was seeping in bad, the following transpired:

Camille: "this hole is just too wet, it is going to end up a big sloppy mess"
Me: "I think we should wait"
Camille: "I just let you the worlds most open door for an inuendo and you failed...you are slipping...."
Me: "I suck at life...wanna have sex?"


Cheese "disappointed in myself" Man

I too am disappointed in you.

 

[87manche]

you must send me nachos to atone for your lack of wit.

 

[terrehautian]

 

[BRIANHO13]

"She would be good on a survivor trip with all that fishing tackle in her face"

Buddy talking about our waitress(bunch of piercings)

 

[seanR]

Lar, "what are you doing?"
Me, "Looking at my phone, why?"
Lar, "Girls volleyball is on the news, I thought you would be watching it."
Me,"It's high school, what, do you think I am a pervert?"

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Last night my 8 yr old son, Case, was harvesting beans with me in the combine.....

Case- "Dad, can I drive the combine?"
Me- "You do know that this is a half million dollar piece of machinery, right?"
Case-"What's a half million dollars between two best buds?"
Me-"Good point, take the wheel and dont drive into the river"
Case-"Dad, I can drive straight bc I dont drink beer"
Me- "Touche'"

 

[macgyvr]

Last night my 8 yr old son, Case, was harvesting beans with me in the combine.....

Case- "Dad, can I drive the combine?"
Me- "You do know that this is a half million dollar piece of machinery, right?"
Case-"What's a half million dollars between two best buds?"
Me-"Good point, take the wheel and dont drive into the river"
Case-"Dad, I can drive straight bc I dont drink beer"
Me- "Touche'"

Isn't that thing running off of a GPS...

poor farmers...

mac 'steers itself' gyvr

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

HA! Well this unit has GPS but I dont have autosteer on it, too many varibles in the fields in this part of the world for the thing to be a totally "hands free operation" .

"poor farmers"...I hear ya....how was your breakfast, lunch and dinner?

that combine is like your RV, it has a payment too....but it makes money

Cheese "gotta spend big to win big" Man

 

[macgyvr]

Oh, I thought all the farmers had the auto driver...

I've been working since yesterday morning to make ends meet...so I'm not sure what meal is what anymore...

7 years of buying/selling/trading to owe half what the 13 year old RV is worth.

mac 'entry level pusher' gyvr