XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Location
- Unionville, MO
suckin aint f**kin and eatin aint cheatin
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quote of the day thread..
- Thread starter Fore Wheeler
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85xjwoody
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Little Suamico Wi.
Touch my bacon again and that will be a fork in your hand!!
POLAR_JEEP_04
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Ohio
Bacon bits. They're kinda like franks red hot. I put that sh t on everything!
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
Put them on a peanut butter sammich.
jbmoose
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Alburtis, PA
"Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?" -hardware store owner Red, in movie Road House
- Location
- Michigan
marrage is an institution, instituations are for the insane.
therefore you must be insane to get married.
therefore you must be insane to get married.
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
"I never knew how good I had it until I got married, but by then it was too late to go back."
"I am not afraid of my wife! But don't tell her I said that."
"I wear the pants in this house! My wife tells me which ones to put on every morning."
"You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it!"
Being married to a psycho bitch for 15 years will give you all sorts of inspiration....
"I am not afraid of my wife! But don't tell her I said that."
"I wear the pants in this house! My wife tells me which ones to put on every morning."
"You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it!"
Being married to a psycho bitch for 15 years will give you all sorts of inspiration....
jbmoose
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Alburtis, PA
"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."
"He didn’t give you gay, did he? "
"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems."
"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice."
"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun."
"I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman."
"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?"
Thank you Homer Simpson for your infinite wisdom.
"He didn’t give you gay, did he? "
"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems."
"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice."
"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun."
"I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman."
"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?"
Thank you Homer Simpson for your infinite wisdom.
XJ&CHZ4ME
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Unionville, MO
"You must have misunderstood what I said, I said kiss my ass.....it was a statement, not a question"
Me-to the telemarket DB from some sandbox....
Me-to the telemarket DB from some sandbox....
- Location
- bourbonnais IL
"a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"
-blood hound gang
-blood hound gang
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
"Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends."
-Primus
-Primus
XJosh95
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Green Bay, WI
"Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone.
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone."
Deadeye Dick
New Age Girl
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone."
Deadeye Dick
New Age Girl
XJ&CHZ4ME
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Unionville, MO
Never double down on a fart after eating chinese, you may shoot craps......
xjtimxj
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
Well......time to suck todays dick
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
I would rather kick ass than kiss ass!
kmanxj5050
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Reed City Michigan
Girls may need hats in wranglers, but they need birth control in xj's!
XJ&CHZ4ME
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Unionville, MO
that gals tits had a set of eye magnets in them.....
XJosh95
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Green Bay, WI
Quoted for fawking truth!!
XJosh95
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Green Bay, WI
The funny thing about this post is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything important, it's too late for you to stop reading it.
terrehautian
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Terre Haute
Michael Jackson died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Whinehouse at 28. Justin Bieber is how old again? 18?
