quote of the day thread..

[seanR]

You do realize that you are arguing about Leprechauns with a five year old, right?-Lar, to me this morning.

 

[ILLXJ]

You do realize that you are arguing about Leprechauns with a five year old, right?-Lar, to me this morning.

Which side of the argument were you on? Who won?

JIM.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"Mommy, what is that smell"

~the kid belonging to the trashy family I crop dusted at Wal Mart yesterday~

 

[Fore Wheeler]

The scene: parked Tahoe and trailer in a parallel parking area in front of small town police shop

Conversation with officer that was waiting for me to come out of bank:

Cop: you're illegally parked, you can't take up 15 spaces

Me: I thought it was only three spots?

Cop: well yeah, but rules are rules.

Me: (sh!t eatin grin) Sorry sir, it won't happen again.

 

[XJosh95]

Where the hell does he want you to park?! You should have asked him if his driveway was open.

 

[Big Hank]

Standing at Rural King looking for a hitch extension for my bike rack on the Jeep.. Guy walks into the isle while I'm nose deep in a help your self book looking at trailer parts...

His words: "Hey! Where's the Valvoline!"

My response while barely looking out of the book: "No freaking clue"

I then looked up with my best IDGAFF expression. 99% chance the guy was going straight to management to complain, he was out of there.

Big 'helpful' Hank

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

when I first read this I thought it said "Where is the Vasoline"

Cheese "Prison Luv" Man

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Kid at McD's unloading freezer product in freezer:

"Its freezing in here" :dunce:

Got nothing to respond with.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"Do I look like the bank? Get all the money or GTFO!"

My reply last night when the buyer for the toter wanted to know if I would carry $1500 of the balance for payments.......funny thing is by this morning he somehow had the cash...

Cheese "dont offer it if you dont have it" Man

 

[REWSTER]

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

must be Burt Renyolds or something.............

 

[XJosh95]

must be Burt Renyolds or something.............

What are you doin' Happy?! Ridin' the damn bull!?

 

[XJosh95]

Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit?

 

[seanR]

must be Burt Renyolds or something.............

Bloodhound gang!

 

[REWSTER]

"If assholes could fly this place would be an airport"

this was said to my partner after i got up to pull a part for a tech i was giving a hard time to.

 

[RedHeep]

If this was hockey, I could kick your ass and only get a 5 minute timeout to think about kicking your ass.

 

[kmanxj5050]

"You can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"

 

[CobraMarty]

"Mommy, what is that smell"

~the kid belonging to the trashy family I crop dusted at Wal Mart yesterday~

You should have blamed the kid.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

If you are going to buy a cheap junk winch, it is best to travel with a cooler of beer strapped next to it on your front bumper, becasue it is one thing to be stuck with a junky winch, it is a whole other story to be stuck with a junky winch and a cooler of beer to enjoy while waiting for recovery.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers cant deny..................