quote of the day thread..

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"I'm so broke I could not afford to feed a crumb sandwich to a canary"

Camille's dad quoted that to me from his dad many years back (poor farmers with 3000 acres...real broke I am sure!)

 

[ChiXJeff]

Tyler, you do know the best way to end up with a small fortune in farming?
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Start with a large one.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

AMEN to that brother!!

You know how to double a framers income?? Put up another mailbox :farmer:

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

You could get a good look at a t bone by sticking your head up a bulls @$$

 

[kmanxj5050]

You could get a good look at a t bone by sticking your head up a bulls @$$

What did you dooooo Riccccchhharrrrrrd????




Growing old is inevitable, Growing up in optional.

 

[ChiXJeff]

AMEN to that brother!!

You know how to double a framers income?? Put up another mailbox :farmer:

<grin> So, a local farmer won a huge lottery jackpot. The reporter asked what he was going to do with the money...
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"Ah reckon ah'll keep farmin' 'til it's gone."

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Growing old ain't for sissys...

 

[kmanxj5050]

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

 

[SAMSET]

one good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.


Bob Marley

 

[terrehautian]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

 

[hanaxj87]

Bummer that it will not work for your application but I'm no Walmart store so returns are out of the question.

An actual reply I received from a E-Bay vendor today trying to return a 95.00 dollar brand new never installed part Purchased from him that won't work on my jeep.

Nick

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

That sucks nick. eBay taught me my lesson awhile back but it was only a $30ish dollar lesson.
If you have a return address then send him a box of dog shit.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

That sucks nick. eBay taught me my lesson awhile back but it was only a $30ish dollar lesson.
If you have a return address then send him a box of dog shit.

my girlfriend works at a parking office in lansing, on campus. these told me about the kind of stuff people do when sending in payments. all change, or covered in butter, just dumb stuff. apparently somebody got really urked, and did something vile. i forget exactly what he did.

long story short, the guy got charged with a federal offense. so be careful what you send

 

[hanaxj87]

That sucks nick. eBay taught me my lesson awhile back but it was only a $30ish dollar lesson.
If you have a return address then send him a box of dog shit.

I'm diggin' it.....Lol

Nick

 

[Rev Den]

"This salad would be better with bacon"

Susie during dinner.

Rev

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

The only thing better than bacon is bacon dipped in nacho cheese.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

The only thing better than bacon is bacon dipped in nacho cheese.

we do that in the shop with the nacho machine...we have made quite a few nacho cheese concoctions...one of my favorites is grilled pork chops and when they are on their last turn we pour a con of Rotel on them and then we hose with the jalapeno nacho cheese all over it...we refer to them as cheezy chopz around the shop. ig: :chef:

 

[lesslimited]

"Wow, that thing is huge!"

The girl at the hotel today when she saw....












































the cabinet I built for the breakfast area. I had to bite my tongue to keep from making any of the comments I wanted to.

 

[REWSTER]

Stopped by the wife's work yesterday, this is what i herd after the buss girl dropped a cup full of ice water...

wife- grab the mop right there and mop it up

bus girl- k (moping the ice and water)

3 maybe 4 min later

wife- your not done yet

bus girl- its not moping up

wife(shaking her head)- your gonna continue to get water until you pick up the ice.

bus girl-huh....

wife talking to me- i cant believe i actually have to tip this retard

 

[xCOYOTEx]

Being molested by a teacher is bad. But its worse if you are homeschooled........