quote of the day thread..

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"the only "b" word a woman should be called is beautiful. bitches love to be called beautiful."
^^^^ probably why i didnt have a valentine. lol.


more related rate problems in my calc classes... this time involving a woman and the changing length of her shadow as she moves away from a fixed light source. me after we finally solve the equation:
"this problem is so impractical. im a fan of tall woman, you expect me to believe this broad is 6ft tall? can i get her number, because you have no idea how hard a woman like that is to find."

 

[seanR]

I am not a dancer, I am a stripper. I take my clothes off for money.

 

[kmanxj5050]

"I dont care what you think Mr. President!"

Justin Moore

 

[*89Laredo*]

One does not complain about the quality of free beer. Unless its busch, everyone hates busch....

 

[macgyvr]

"Only thing better than Danica on the pole, would be Danica on my pole!"

-caller on Xm radio NASCAR talk show with Clare B Lang

mac 'I laughed just cause it made it on the air' gyvr

 

[OutkastBoss]

" YOUR NOT GOING TO MAKE IT !!! "

This phrase made my day today as I was passing a knobby tire'd 4x4 pickup With a woman screaming this to me out her window .
Right after i drove around all kinds of stopped cars at the bottom of the Windy hilly two lane no shoulder roads in the woods i now live on .

I proceded to climb right up the hill winding between the multiple cars stuck on both sides of the road randomly up the first hill .

The Cherokee Made it look easy !

 

[ChiXJeff]

If God wanted us to filter beer, he wouldn't have given us livers.

 

[*89Laredo*]

"BLAARRRGGG! Well, I feel better now..."
Me at 3am after too much mcdonalds and too many drinks.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

my roomate:
"im getting pretty good at making spaghetti."

me:
"ya? its taken you 20 years to master browning meat and boiling noodles? now you need to work on cleaning up the mess you make."

he didnt like that response...

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

"Taking epic $hit right now. I'm sweating"

Texts I get from other members

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"Taking epic $hit right now. I'm sweating"

Texts I get from other members

one word, "fiber"

 

[nick86]

me: you want to use my ball joint press on those U-joints.
the kid: nope just gonna use a BFH & the vise.
The boss after an hour of pounding: don't you have a tool to speed that job up?
Me: Yup right there in that tool box.
The boss: Just go focking home for the day if your not gonna help.
Me: right now the Bud's are tasting good

there is a big dif in getting the job done & getting it done in half the time with the proper tool when you get paid by the hour.

 

[seanR]

That girl's pants are so tight that I can read the lable on the panties!

 

[GREASYHANDS]

"Im done ****ing midgets"


BREAK HIS FACE

 

[*89Laredo*]

I didn't realize you had an account here...

 

[*89Laredo*]

"I don't have any swaybars..."
You drive on the road like that?!
"every day."

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"you are damn lucky that I found Jesus a few years back or otherwise you would be meeting him very soon!"

.... After a minor altercation with a sneaky rat bastard that tried to screw us on some rental ground, I had to walk away before I was about to kill him.

 

[macgyvr]

"I feel like I've been living fulltime in my trailer."

mac 'me last night after a shower using lots of water at home' gyvr

 

[Fore Wheeler]

"maybe two guys on the bed at one time was too much."

 

[*89Laredo*]

"I think half the rednecks out by me have "custom" exhausts on their diesels. They have been neglected to be told that they sound like someone farting loudly in a trash can with the lid still on. "