quote of the day thread..

[*89Laredo*]

"shoot the hostage!"

 

[macgyvr]

"shoot the hostage!"

one of my favorite movies...

mac 'Det Jack Traven' gyvr

 

[REWSTER]

i hate not having sh!t for tools!

-Me

 

[Rev Den]

i hate not having sh!t for tools!

-Me

I picked up a bunch of tools in the Minneapolis area a while back, I can make you a good deal.




Rev

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I picked up a bunch of tools in the Minneapolis area a while back, I can make you a good deal.




Rev

That's funny shit right there!

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

I picked up a bunch of tools in the Minneapolis area a while back, I can make you a good deal.




Rev

I just got that! Hahaha!!!

 

[kmanxj5050]

Bahahaha!

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

late to the party, but HA!

Cheese "punched people in the nuts for less" Man

 

[962door]

'heating it red hot steralizes it' - me last night after smashing my thumb and having to poke a few holes through my nail to let the blood out.

'who needs a thumbnail anyways' me today after seeing how loose it is already

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

'heating it red hot steralizes it' - me last night after smashing my thumb and having to poke a few holes through my nail to let the blood out.

'who needs a thumbnail anyways' me today after seeing how loose it is already

done that before. crazy how much it works.

 

[*89Laredo*]

"You missed steak and BJ day..."
-Want one tomorrow before work?
"YES"

 

[*89Laredo*]

"I'm tired..."

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

me:
"strip beer pong?"

bimbos:
"YEA!"
"SURE!"

buddy:
"i know where this is going. im down."

 

[REWSTER]

Illinois Nazi's..
I hate Illinois Nazi's...

 

[macgyvr]

"I haven't killed anyone...recently"

mac 'heard last night at work' gyvr

 

[*89Laredo*]

"I only smoke after sex now, so I'm down to about a pack a day...."
Cantab on xjtalk

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"He smelled of Vicks vapor rub, cheap cigs, bottom shelf brandy and potpouri.....basically like aisle 4 at Dollar General"

The patrolman describing the drunk driver that was pulled over last night.

 

[*89Laredo*]

"wish in one hand, shit in the other, see what one fills up first."

 

[OutkastBoss]

" I'd rather Be at Winterfest "
My daughter the other day after a hard evening of training

 

[macgyvr]

"First warm night of the year and every drunk is wrecking their car and everyone is in a domestic hitting each other or choking each other out, we've been busy tonight!"

mac 'intake officer at the jail after he'd seen me at the beginning of the shift and at the end of the shift' gyvr