quote of the day thread..

[*89Laredo*]

What do you call 100 masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

im having a hard time visualizing...

how exactly does a cow masturbate?

 

[*89Laredo*]

It should of said bulls.
Have fun visualizing that, perv.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Guy at McD's: want anything to eat?

Me: No thanks, I'm good.

Guy at McD's: Still got the McRib.

Me: I'll take two.



So much for will power

 

[SAMSET]

I have never had a McRib

 

[*89Laredo*]

X2
I always get a mc chicken mc double and fries.

Mcchicken+ double ="mcgangbang"

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Don't. They are McCrack.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

I have one McRib a year to remind me how terrible they are then my stomach is all Mcfuked up. McChicken is all I can do at Mcdanks

 

[1989TwoDoor]

I have one McRib a year to remind me how terrible they are then my stomach is all Mcfuked up. McChicken is all I can do at Mcdanks

X2ig:

 

[FlexdXJ]

"We aren't cutting firewood here, this is precision machining" -Buddy at work to our plant manager in a meeting the other day.

 

[Rev Den]

Digging the new triple chedder and grilled onion burger.


Rev

 

[shortxjdoug]

"The Camry does NOT accelerate like my suburban"

Sam as we're pulling out in traffic

 

[macgyvr]

holy shit that was a head wind

mac 'me in some western state getting 5 mpg' gyvr

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Yea..... That was narly......"https://www.facebook.com/dylan.maxwell.9

-lol


https://www.facebook.com/brandon.collins.1590"I would think you wouldn't need to watch it....
You know that shit British people eat blood pudding? Picture that. Coming out of what I think was a mangled poontang...... About 2 gallons worth...."

 

[RedHeep]

"I'll just keep it and cut out the middle man"

Me to the lady at the airport when she asked me if I wanted to donate to support the military.

 

[shortxjdoug]

"I'll just keep it and cut out the middle man"

Me to the lady at the airport when she asked me if I wanted to donate to support the military.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

"I don't understand what's so important"

Drunk Sean reading important thread

 

[*89Laredo*]

"I don't hate anyone for what they drive.... Unless its a gay Prius...... f*** them p*****s......"

 

[nick86]

This Camry gets shitty mpg at 85, compared to 65. (me to my g/f)
(pull over, I gotta pee) me to my g/f again. Prolly shoudn't have 4 beers for leaving on a 6 hour drive.