quote of the day thread..

[seanR]

To Lar while we were up town
Random dude "How's it going?"
Lar, ™Food is good."
Dude, "You should not talk with your mouth full."
Lar, "Then don't talk to me while I am eating."

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

circa WF08-09 era....

Me: "I'll have your parts with me, how do I find you since we have never met in person?"

Flex: "It's real easy, I am the toothless guy with a limp!"


RIP buddy, you will be missed.

 

[Luke95]

circa WF08-09 era....

Me: "I'll have your parts with me, how do I find you since we have never met in person?"

Flex: "It's real easy, I am the toothless guy with a limp!"


RIP buddy, you will be missed.

Flex is dead?

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

he passed away this afternoon

 

[Luke95]

he passed away this afternoon

Ouch I thought highly of him

 

[flexedjay]

"The secret to my long marriage is I got us so far in debt that she can't afford to leave me"
Dale Dribble looking MFer sitting next to me at Applebee's that I am about to punch because he wont shut up.

Dang-ol-boom-man

 

[REWSTER]

Bees show us that no matter your size if you chase some one with something pointy they are going to run.

me to a guy at work that was dodging a bee.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

"Hi! I'm your new neighbor. Where's the liquor store and does any pizza places deliver out here?"

 

[kmanxj5050]

"Hi! I'm your new neighbor. Where's the liquor store and does any pizza places deliver out here?"

That's why I like you!

Did you move further away from the wing place we went to though?!

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Yes. But into the country. Land and a garage now!

 

[BRIANHO13]

Oh my.....

 

[89eliminator]

Oh my.....

241-172????

 

[BRIANHO13]

....

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

tongue punching fart boxes!

 

[woowoo]

"Midget porn on a 60inch does not classify as midget porn anymore"

 

[seanR]

"If you can not negotiate a simple traffic circle please sell your car and buy a bus pass."
- Me on the Book of Faces last night

 

[BRIANHO13]

Wife" the only thing that bitch has ever had up her ass is a stick"

Me "what you doing later?"

 

[87manche]

Health screening dude:
"we have to do that again because the app won't take such low body fat numbers"

 

[seanR]

"So, if I throw brick through your window and then offer to pay for it, am I doing you a favor?"
and
"I am not yelling at you, if I was yelling at you, you would hear me with out using this telephone!"
Me to the poor weekend manager at Menard's

 

[terrehautian]

"I've been kissing her butt the whole time!" That is what I said when I found out the hard spot we thought was Elizabeth Grace's head was actually her butt and she has gone head down versus breech now. Seven more weeks until i should be able to hold her (or maybe sooner depending on what the doctor wants to do).