quote of the day thread..

[seanR]

"I can clearly see your nuts"-Lar
And I had my pants on.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

but was your fly open?

 

[seanR]

no.

 

[lesslimited]

Obviously, what she really said was "I can clearly see you're nuts"

 

[vt98xj]

SeanR in skinny jeans, haha

 

[seanR]

"Kiss her where is smells, take her to Decatur"

 

[terrehautian]

Decatur, IL? If so, parts of that town stinks like crazy. I forget the second place (Stahley's?) but ADM also.

 

[REWSTER]

Does crazy smell like asshole.

 

[seanR]

Decatur, IL? If so, parts of that town stinks like crazy. I forget the second place (Stahley's?) but ADM also.

Coming your way Wednesday, so clean it up over there.

 

[terrehautian]

Just avoid the sewage plant area and you will be fine in Terre Haute now. All the other factories and other places that caused the stink has been closed down or tore down. Sewage plant isn't as bad as it once was due to upgrades.

 

[REWSTER]

This conversation was held in front of my mom.

Wife: im officially old. The didn't card me for your beer.
me: welcome to the club. I haven't got carded since I was 17.
Mom: eyes roll and grumpy noise...

 

[seanR]

"The secret to my long marriage is I got us so far in debt that she can't afford to leave me"
Dale Dribble looking MFer sitting next to me at Applebee's that I am about to punch because he wont shut up.

 

[87manche]

"The secret to my long marriage is I got us so far in debt that she can't afford to leave me"
Dale Dribble looking MFer sitting next to me at Applebee's that I am about to punch because he wont shut up.

sounds like your average farmer.

 

[seanR]

text messages-
Magyver - "Are you close yet?"
seanR - "We have a flat five miles from the campground"
Magyver - "Do you need any help?"
seanR - "No I got it"
Magyver - "Good 'cause me and Palmer are to drunk to drive anyway"

 

[Luke95]

Your a know it all.

Me I'm still right. And your jeep is now running.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

me: "Did that guy wave or flip me off?"
Camille: "he waved"
me: "well, that was uncalled for!"

 

[seanR]

I was given a bonus 10 gig of data by the guy at the phone store last spring.
My account rep was going over our past bills and said we only average 6 gig per month.
"SO, he gave me something I did not need nor will I ever use? That is kind of like giving a wheelchair kid a new pair of running shoes."

 

[seanR]

"Margie in accessories, do you have your ears on"?
-Lady at Kohl's on her two way radio.
10-4 good buddy!

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Coworker: Dude, you come up with some off the wall shit, if I did not know any better, I would think you were one of those retards that can only play the piano or do math really good.

Me: They are referred to as idiot savants, you are the one who has the candy coated brain sir.....and I am good at math too assbag.

 

[BRIANHO13]

My boss was telling me today that one of the women in the office was bitching about another woman's panty line.

Me "we should just ban panties"