quote of the day thread..

[GoSlowGetStuck]

"Hobag your backwash tickles my throat" - brad

"I need a dry shirt... And panties" - Hobag

 

[bwfdrums]

I'll drink to that

 

[BRIANHO13]

"I need a dry shirt... And panties" - Hobag

True
Story
Thank god for auto correct

 

[bwfdrums]

Ho says he'll plunge

 

[seanR]

You can't call it a "jig" ant more, it is an African Canadian Fishing Lure now.

 

[BRIANHO13]

"It's not racist if you drink to it" - Durbin

"That's not a potato"- the other Sean r

"Hobag your backwash tickles my throat" - brad

"I need a dry shirt... And panties" - Hobag

I'll drink to that

True
Story
Thank god for auto correct

Ho says he'll plunge

I don't remember much of this

 

[bwfdrums]

My saggy old nuts used to be like that until I bought this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q

Lol I must be an old man because I sit on my balls all the time. Lol

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

I don't remember much of this

Hahahaha! I was thinking the same thing. Sunday was a rough morning.
Only thing left in my cooler was a couple bud lights and I didn't even bring bud light.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I don't remember much of this

spoken like a true whore

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Elizabeth (T's daughter): My braces hurt.

Me: It hurts to be beautiful, stick with it and someday you'll be as pretty as Bruce Jenner.

 

[bwfdrums]

I left my Glock out side in the sun. It melted.

 

[seanR]

Fourth bottle of wine? I don't remember drinking the third.
-Lar's friend.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

girl behind us at the Jimmy Buffet concert: "Who is Huey Lewis?"

Me: "Leave...now."

 

[REWSTER]

Every time you yell at your kids put a quarter in your no yelling sock.then after a while you have a weapon to beat them with.
-random thing heard from Facebook.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"That would be one nice thing about being gay, your partner could pull a trailer, but then I wold have to drive a Dodge."

~SeanR

 

[BRIANHO13]

Watching a news story about the White House.

Wife to 6yr old son "would you like to go to White House?"

Son " yes, but not until there is a good president in there"

 

[1989TwoDoor]

Watching a news story about the White House.

Wife to 6yr old son "would you like to go to White House?"

Son " yes, but not until there is a good president in there"

Awesome

 

[seanR]

"This @#&%$ %#@(*%$#$ thing!"
-Me as I was changing the oil in my boat this morning

At one point I had fallen head first in to the engine compartment and could not get my head out. My feet were up in the air and waving around.
I bet it looked pretty funny!
Fat guys should not go up side down!

 

[87manche]

"This @#&%$ %#@(*%$#$ thing!"
-Me as I was changing the oil in my boat this morning

At one point I had fallen head first in to the engine compartment and could not get my head out. My feet were up in the air and waving around.
I bet it looked pretty funny!
Fat guys should not go up side down!

do you have your confined space certification?

 

[seanR]

There is a hose attached to the drain plug and it is supposed to be wired to the bulk head drain plug. I got that put back together. Now it looks like an excited donkey when it is pulled out.