quote of the day thread..

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

My neighbor saw my wife mowing the yard and said I should be hung for making her do that....I said I am hung, and THAT is why she is doing that.

 

[SAMSET]

My neighbor saw my wife mowing the yard and said I should be hung for making her do that....I said I am hung, and THAT is why she is doing that.

that one literally ,made me lol


SAM'my wife mows the yard often'SET

 

[altrocker1]

"80% of my time at the hardware store is spent picking up things and saying...Man I could really beat the hell out of someone with this"

 

[REWSTER]

Wife: (reading some shit on facebook) apparently the "Dad bod" is a thing, and all the younger girls want guys with the "dad bod".

Me: you didn't believe me when i said i was bringing sexy back.

 

[BRIANHO13]

Wife after going away party at Mexican restaurant,

"Do you need to change your diaper, that's disgusting"

 

[macgyvr]

"I want to see your willy"

-random guy that just stopped by the house...

mac 'he meant the pick up truck thankfully' gyvr

 

[seanR]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/5021266814.html

"You are not spending $7000.00 on that POS."
-Lar

 

[hayhaulerleradoxj]

If its not broke don't fix it!...atriot:

 

[Luke95]

It's broke break out the wallet and fix it

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"What's your spaghetti policy?"

 

[ExTankerGuy]

"Are we really passing a car going uphill while we are pulling our camper?" My wife today on our drive back from the campground.

 

[Boostwerks.com]

ecoboost FTW

 

[RedHeep]

"Are we really passing a car going uphill while we are pulling our camper?" My wife today on our drive back from the campground.

All it takes is gas money.

 

[bwfdrums]

Coversations at work. Supervisor: I can't use that toilet at mcdonalds. It's full of someone else's sh*t.

Me: yeah dude, it's not worth the risk. My D touches the toilet water at home. You know?

Supervisor: no I don't know. Isn't that like when you take sh*t in a portajohn and someone else's sh*t splashes on your butt?

 

[kmanxj5050]

Coversations at work. Supervisor: I can't use that toilet at mcdonalds. It's full of someone else's sh*t.

Me: yeah dude, it's not worth the risk. My D touches the toilet water at home. You know?

Supervisor: no I don't know. Isn't that like when you take sh*t in a portajohn and someone else's sh*t splashes on your butt?

Python probs :laugh2:

 

[seanR]

Coversations at work. Supervisor: I can't use that toilet at mcdonalds. It's full of someone else's sh*t.

Me: yeah dude, it's not worth the risk. My D touches the toilet water at home. You know?

Supervisor: no I don't know. Isn't that like when you take sh*t in a portajohn and someone else's sh*t splashes on your butt?

My saggy old nuts used to be like that until I bought this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q

 

[REWSTER]

oil bitch: is i supposed to rain all weekend?
Me: that's what i heard.
oil bitch: awe man that sucks.
Me: the way i see it is it doesn't rain inside, in side is where your fridge is, your fridge is where the beer is... so its not raining where the beer is!

 

[BRIANHO13]

"It's not racist if you drink to it" - Durbin

 

[BRIANHO13]

"That's not a potato"- the other Sean r

 

[BRIANHO13]

"Hobag your backwash tickles my throat" - brad