quote of the day thread..

[87manche]

Heard on the news today:
"It's so cold that kids are walking with their pants all the way up."

 

[Luke95]

"Yes boss that's a good idea"
"No boss I didn't do that."

 

[seanR]

Heard on the news today:
"It's so cold that kids are walking with their pants all the way up."

"It's so cold that the politicians have their hands in their own pockets."

 

[BRIANHO13]

Had a discussion with our product engineering manager today, they f-ed up a quote and I told them they need to let the customer know it was wrong, or I will have to talk to them at the end of the project and let them know it was wrong......

Him "that makes it look like we don't know what we are doing"
me "don't have the people who don't know what we do involved next time"

 

[Smash Hole]

Ohhhh Kman

 

[87manche]

you don't have 3 minutes to spare?

 

[RedHeep]

you don't have 3 minutes to spare?

Is he going to have a coke too?

 

[BRIANHO13]

Is he going to have a coke too?

That's what I'm thinking.....3 minutes? that must include foreplay.

 

[seanR]

Me-"Some one is getting a good old West Virginia tongue lashing tonight."
Her-"OOOOOOOH!"

 

[Luke95]

Me-"Whats the worst thing that can happen?" Not one second after I said this the baird launched 3 punches out of it. :dunce:

My boss "So what is your game plan?" Me "Weld in my stiffeners, fix the rear locker, and drive it like a man."

 

[terrehautian]

A friend posted this on facebook.

Met my new neighbors today. They are from Iraq and he is going to school over here. Actual conversation :
Him : which apartment you live?
Me : down on the other end
Him : ah yes, home of Chris Kyle
Me : excuse me?
Him : when we walk past taking out garbage, cat sits somewhere below window. You see only tops of ears. He wait for bird or squirrel. One comes, he leap to window like sniper. We name him Chris Kyle.
Me : yep, that's Bella.
Now I must have a talk with her about sitting in the kitchen sink when I'm not home (the only thing directly under that window)

 

[seanR]

"Oh Boy! An outlet mall!"
-No man ever...

 

[seanR]

"She rode my like a stolen moped."
-Some drunk dude.

 

[bwfdrums]

This ones for you HO. My girlfriend says " I wish she laid the other way so I can see her vulva". Lol one of the goats is getting ready to have a baby.

 

[BRIANHO13]

^you had me at vulva

 

[bwfdrums]

Haha

 

[DoWorkXJ]

This ones for you HO. My girlfriend says " I wish she laid the other way so I can see her vulva". Lol one of the goats is getting ready to have a baby.

So gross lol. The things that happen at your house, bro....

 

[bwfdrums]

So gross lol. The things that happen at your house, bro....

Indeed

 

[87manche]

So gross lol. The things that happen at your house, bro....

It's a milking stand!

 

[bwfdrums]

Lol dang it