quote of the day thread..

[*89Laredo*]

Getting married for sex is like buying a private jet for the peanuts, but the jet isn't doomed to crash if the peanuts arent there...

 

[REWSTER]

conversation between me and my 6yr old.

Me:where are your socks?
Jace: they fell off
Me: how?
J: i don't know they just fell off when i was standing by you and grandma
Me:so you were standing on your feet, and the socks just fell off.
J: yep

 

[shortxjdoug]

conversation between me and my 6yr old.

Me:where are your socks?
Jace: they fell off
Me: how?
J: i don't know they just fell off when i was standing by you and grandma
Me:so you were standing on your feet, and the socks just fell off.
J: yep

he has a convincing argument

 

[1989TwoDoor]

conversation between me and my 6yr old.

Me:where are your socks?
Jace: they fell off
Me: how?
J: i don't know they just fell off when i was standing by you and grandma
Me:so you were standing on your feet, and the socks just fell off.
J: yep

Pretty sure I have had a similar conversation with my daughter.

 

[ChiXJeff]

"Hi, my name is Chris and I'm a tool addict. Meetings every other Thursday at Harbor Freight."

Buddy of mine on the phone last night.

 

[seanR]

Me- Is that a space suit you are wearing this morning?
Lar- Huh? No, why?
Me- 'Cause your ass is out of this world!

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Me- Is that a space suit you are wearing this morning?
Lar- Huh? No, why?
Me- 'Cause your ass is out of this world!

That is all time bad. I can't wait to use it.

 

[REWSTER]

Me- Is that a space suit you are wearing this morning?
Lar- Huh? No, why?
Me- 'Cause your ass is out of this world!

Thats almost as bad as what i told my wife yesterday...

"if you were a potato, you'd be a hot potato"

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

That scared the cheatos out of me.
Ryan my 6 year old when the press broke a plate.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

I'll take a .410 shotgun blast to the chest. I might need $100 though.

-doworkxj

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I'm hungry.

/open refrigerator door/

I'll have another beer.

 

[macgyvr]

What day is it?

mac 'been a long week...or was it two weeks?' gyvr

 

[Scott Mac]

Re: Re: quote of the day thread..

That is all time bad. I can't wait to use it.

Let me know how it goes.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Let me know how it goes.

LOL, first time i got the "wtf" look, now all I have to say is "still got your space suit on?" and i get a smile.

 

[*89Laredo*]

At least I can breathe now...

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

^^^^^ now we know the answer to the question, "spit or swallow."






im sitting in my calc class, the prof has a heavy accent. we are going over related rates, and the example is using two ships moving in different directions.

the prof keeps saying, "sailing ship."
i keep hearing, "railing sheep."

i was dying.

 

[REWSTER]

just happened

older guy at work: whats going on andrew?
(kidrocks "cowboy" just starts playing)
Me: ahhhh i think im gonna pack up my game and head out west.
Him: oh yea out west
Me:yea where real woman come with scrips and fake breast.
Him: are you gonna take the wife with you out there?
Me:na im gonna buy a yacht with a flag that says chillin the most, and rock that biotch up an down the coast.
Him: ohh that sounds like fun (walking away)
other counter guy: (laughing) did you just go all kidrock on him...

 

[85xjwoody]

LOL That was a good one Rew. LOL

 

[*89Laredo*]

"i better get my vday bj"
Me, right now...

 

[*89Laredo*]

"what the hell have you been eating lately?"
My girlfriend.