quote of the day thread..

[SAMSET]

"And also, firing a gun is manly. Because theyre like giant metal penises that ejaculate death."

Awesome

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Most food made in restaurants in columbus is made by Mexicans. Expect Taco Bell, that's made by juggalos

 

[ExTankerGuy]

That John Denver is full of shit!

 

[*89Laredo*]

"How late did you guys stay up?"
'late enough...'
"What was the occasion?"
'finish the bottle'

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I just had a guy tell me I was stupid, and ugly to boot...and he was about 65 yrs old...nice.

Cheese "damn, did he want a date or what?" Man

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I am NOT going thru drive thru

me, everyday I work

 

[87manche]

I just had a guy tell me I was stupid, and ugly to boot...and he was about 65 yrs old...nice.

Cheese "damn, did he want a date or what?" Man

you can't fault him for being honest.

 

[87manche]

Liberals approach gun laws the same way the previous owner of my MJ approached rocker panel repair... the last layer didn't work? quick, slap another fugly layer on top of that!

the asshole from Massachusetts brings the funny.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I went to pay for my condoms at the pharmacy, the cashier asked, "do you want a bag".

I said "no, she's not that ugly".

 

[kmanxj5050]

I went to pay for my condoms at the pharmacy, the cashier asked, "do you want a bag".

I said "no, she's not that ugly".

Have you ever noticed the serial number on condoms?

 

[*89Laredo*]

Me:
"Yeah, theyre gonna have fun with this one. Guess a lawyer has already started a suit against the state, and has won others already.

I found a lady with a hole in her boob on reddit..."



-**** , the adhd really came out there lmao

Me:
"Rofl"

-Impressive, really...

"Thanks. lol"


https://www.facebook.com/jeff.haskins.752
-What kind of boob hole?




"Abscess froma screwed up piercing... Want a link?"


https://www.facebook.com/jeff.haskins.752

-Yes sir.

 

[REWSTER]

-Next you're gonna tell me we didnt send a crew full of oil drillers into space to blow up an asteroid that was gonna take out our whole planet...(service writer)

-that didnt happen! (tech)

-yea it did, read a damn book (me)



had the weirdest discussion about digging to china this morning.

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Thank you for pitching a tent, but we aren't going camping tonight..."

My girlfriend last night.

 

[87manche]

"Thank you for pitching a tent, but we aren't going camping tonight..."

My girlfriend last night.

that's when you play the game.

 

[*89Laredo*]

Re: Re: quote of the day thread..

that's when you play "choke the chicken".

Fixed

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Owned

Fixed

 

[*89Laredo*]

^lol

My friend:
"There is someone out there that would **** that. Just food for thought."


-I know, the comments on reddit confirmed that.




"Personally, 2/10 would not bang."


https://www.facebook.com/dylan.maxwell.9
-x2

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

"Should that grain alcohol be that close to the stove?"

"Nope ill move it."

 

[nick86]

Jamie Capria ‏@MrFornicator

She said she wanted me to treat her like gold, so I brought her to the pawn shop and they gave me 50 bucks for her.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

my GEO professor, as we are looking at the patagonian coast line:

"you guys like whale watching? i dont, not after my first wife..."

i love this class. haha.