quote of the day thread..

yea it was hot linked, so it was breaking the rules.
not much to see anyways, super close up pic of what i think is a friend of mine wearing glasses, and well yea man juice.
 
Doc-"How is your diet going?"
Me-"Great, I ate a whole sleeve of Ritz crackers, a stick of butter and three beers for lunch."
Doc-"That doesn't sound so great to me."
Me-"Depends on what you consider great, I guess."
 
Doc-"How is your diet going?"
Me-"Great, I ate a whole sleeve of Ritz crackers, a stick of butter and three beers for lunch."
Doc-"That doesn't sound so great to me."
Me-"Depends on what you consider great, I guess."

Soulds like me last time I saw a docter
Doc- so you drink daily
Me- yes I do
Doc- how much do you consume
Me- 18 to 24, depends on the day
Doc- don't you think that seems a bit excessive?
Me- not when I can afford it
subject dropped
 
"Two dummies with chainsaws does not necessarily make this right"

me to JR yesterday when clearing a pond dam on the ice.
 
-Haven't heard this song since free willy came out.

"lean on me" just came on the radio
 
Start a fire for a man and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm the rest of his life.

Setting his wife's feet on fire also does the same...

mac 'on fire to pay medical bills' gyvr
 
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