quote of the day thread..

[kmanxj5050]

that's just a ploy to put him at ease before the strike.

old men are cunning.

He was kind of quiet.

 

[*89Laredo*]

Heaven welcomes another wheeler. Sending prayers out to his family and friends. RIP Grant

From gl4x4

 

[*89Laredo*]

"She better appreciate this..."

-89"razorburn"Laredo

 

[XJosh95]

Kal Penn on Twitter

"NRA CEO blames violence from guns and mental illness on video games rather than his teeny penis."
Me: You have to admit of those two choices, video games is the best option. Which best describes you: declining actor or deep sea diver?

 

[85xjwoody]

All I really want to do is get high and mow lawns in the trailer park, and that's ok.

 

[seanR]

No credit for beer!
If you need credit to buy a beer you don't need a beer, you need a job!

 

[Rev Den]

Just let me do one bump, get my head straight.


Mr. Chow

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Hot farts and cramps. I hate being broke after the holidays and having to resort to the dollar menu

 

[87manche]

on a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

 

[RedHeep]

Hot farts and cramps. I hate being broke after the holidays and having to resort to the dollar menu

I bet your 10 bucks would go farther at the grocery store than the fast food restaurant.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

You're right. I was hoping to take left overs but I slept in instead of getting up to pack my lunch. Heidi usually spoils me and has lunch and coffee ready for me but she has a respiratory infection so I have her a few days off.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

When I lived alone, it was cheaper to eat out than make dinner at home.

Unless I was eating Bacon.

 

[seanR]

Everyone in Oklahoma is wearing a cowboy hat
-me just now

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"It is much easier to be a big fish when you are in a small pond"

 

[nick86]

"It is much easier to be a big fish when you are in a small pond"

It's much easier to live in a big pond if your a piranha.

 

[REWSTER]

"Its much easier to fall into a big pond if you're fat and on thin ice"

 

[1989TwoDoor]

"The new front is an Independent Front Suspension" - Idiot driving the JK at the Camp Jeep at the Indy New Car Auto Show.......I thought about dragging him under the jeep we were in, after the ride, to show him the dana 30.........idiot!atriot:

 

[*89Laredo*]

"With the insane amount of porn on the Internet, finding your own mom would be like finding a needle in a very sexy haystack"

 

[SAMSET]

few months agoi found a porn pic of what i am certain is a friend of mine. i showed a few others and so far everyone that knows her thinks it is also.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Said pic should be posted in the den