quote of the day thread..

[seanR]

Better than getting the crack out of your papers...

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"I dont remember the last time I jammed in wood into something that hard"

me to my father in law yesterday after I ran a small tree in to the radiator of his tractor (the raised eyebrow look ensued)

 

[macgyvr]

After a night of drinking it always interesting to see what I drunk posted on the Internet...

mac 'last night wasn't bad' gyvr

 

[seanR]

"I have to go throw up"-Travis
"Do it behind those trees, not in this old lady's yard"-Me
Hour later,
"I am going to go puke again"-T
"Don't do it in her yard."-M
"I stepped in it, I am going to throw up again."-T
"Did you have a good time last night?"-M

 

[XJosh95]

"Imagine a dozen goldfish swimming in a blender full of stew and corn....and someone hit the puree button....I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."

-Tyler on his last trip to the bathroom.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

the world is now in hd .

me, after I got my new glasses

 

[85xjwoody]

"Go 60 or go home"





Seems to be the thing around here lately. 44 ALL THE WAY :wave1:

 

[REWSTER]

"I run on slightly less dana's"

me just now...

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

you have 1/2 of a dana 60 and with your new axle you will have the other 1/2, so in essence, you will have dana 60 :dunno:

 

[REWSTER]

so if a rig has a D35 and a D30.... would that be "going 60 or go home" or would it be "go 65 and get it towed home"

something to think about...

REW'counting dana's is fun'STER

 

[seanR]

Sterling 10.5 is the way to go!

 

[BRIANHO13]

14B BEATS THEM ALL

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I think a well lubed 69 is a winner......I mean 609...whoops.

 

[REWSTER]

what is a 6.9?














a good time ruined by a period

 

[5-90]

It's like a new pair of underwear: At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

"Do I frighten you?"
"No."
"Would you like me to?"

The first movie was far better than the second, IMO...

 

[5-90]

"I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you."


Now the question is; is the girl hotter because she is now the only one left or because she wasn't afraid of the potential raccoon?

Because she didn't go all female and panic at the thought of a small wild animal, obviously!

These citified women get tedious. I'm pleased to report that my wife and I spent two weeks in "rustic" settings a couple of years back (outhouse, drive twenty minutes to town to take a shower sort of thing...) and she acquitted herself admirably - for being born & raised in San Jose.

Granted, I refused to believe it until she showed me paperwork - she acts entirely too Midwestern for me to believe it.

 

[macgyvr]

eaton...

mac 'before the 14B' gyvr

 

[XJosh95]

"Do I frighten you?"
"No."
"Would you like me to?"

The first movie was far better than the second, IMO...

Yes, the first was better. So many mundane quotes from that movie bring the funnay.

"Terry, it will be your job to give the actors their hand cues."
"Russel, I believe I requested the hand job..."

"It's like people just do things for money. And that's just sad."

I'll quit for now.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I wish I was a unicorn, that way I could stab all the idiots with my head.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I wish I was a unicorn, that way I could stab all the idiots with my head.

there are no unicorns in rainbow land missouri? :kissyou: