XJosh95
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- Green Bay, WI
I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
quote of the day thread..
- Thread starter Fore Wheeler
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- bourbonnais IL
" So how do you like being creepy old men''
-me right after revs comment
-me right after revs comment
- Location
- Bourbonnais IL.
"nice"
me after rev showed us the pic.
me after rev showed us the pic.
- Location
- Michigan
Ears can be love handles too.
XJosh95
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- Location
- Green Bay, WI
Like ^^^
- Location
- East of Cincinnati
Her: "Did you really just take the battery out of the smoke detector to use in the Jeep?!?"
Me: "No!"
Her: "..."
Me: "It was for my multimeter."
Her: "To check Jeep parts."
Me: "Well, yeah."
Her: "Put it back. Now."
Me: "We'll be fine for an hour. Just don't cook anything."
Me: "No!"
Her: "..."
Me: "It was for my multimeter."
Her: "To check Jeep parts."
Me: "Well, yeah."
Her: "Put it back. Now."
Me: "We'll be fine for an hour. Just don't cook anything."
*89Laredo*
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- Location
- Sheffield, IA
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*89Laredo*
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- Location
- Sheffield, IA
Honor the dead, heal the wounded, end the war.
5-90
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- Hammerspace
"Dear, the smoke detector is a safety device. It is not meant to be used as a kitchen timer."
(I dated a woman some years ago who simply couldn't cook worth a damn. Even with a recipe book! Unsurprisingly, I did most of the cooking then...)
- Location
- bourbonnais IL
"I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but i know enough..to know. if your gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough"
XJosh95
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Green Bay, WI
You've got red on you.
- Location
- Michigan
Roxanne, you don't have to turn on the red light.
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Location
- Unionville, MO
Telemarketer called, went like this:
TM: Herro Mr Preistone, how are you?
ME: Busy eating dinner
TM: I would rike to trell you about an exciting new product
ME: Can I get your number so I can call you back at your dinner time to discuss this?
TM: Um, no I cannot grive out my number
ME: Do you have pics of your wife I can have then?
TM: What are chu tarking about?
ME: I have a product I may want to give to your wife for a free trial period......
TM: My wife no need your product, click.
TM: Herro Mr Preistone, how are you?
ME: Busy eating dinner
TM: I would rike to trell you about an exciting new product
ME: Can I get your number so I can call you back at your dinner time to discuss this?
TM: Um, no I cannot grive out my number
ME: Do you have pics of your wife I can have then?
TM: What are chu tarking about?
ME: I have a product I may want to give to your wife for a free trial period......
TM: My wife no need your product, click.
XJosh95
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Green Bay, WI
"Microsoft" has been calling me. Its always someone middle-eastern I can barely understand. They're trying to tell me there was some hacking done and they want to check my PC for issues.
Haji: Meester Firestone, we need to check the operation of your computer. There have been some mass hackings and we want to make sure your PC has not been infected.
Me: My computer is not connected to the internet.
Haji: That's no problem then, we just have to connect it to do the testing.
Me: No, it hasn't been connected for a while.
Haji: Well, it has to be connected so if you could just connect it.
Me: No, it hasn't been connected for months.
Haji: (At this point not understanding that if my PC hasn't been connected for months then it couldn't have been infected by these recent hackings.) Ok well then if you...
Me: *Click.*
Haji: Meester Firestone, we need to check the operation of your computer. There have been some mass hackings and we want to make sure your PC has not been infected.
Me: My computer is not connected to the internet.
Haji: That's no problem then, we just have to connect it to do the testing.
Me: No, it hasn't been connected for a while.
Haji: Well, it has to be connected so if you could just connect it.
Me: No, it hasn't been connected for months.
Haji: (At this point not understanding that if my PC hasn't been connected for months then it couldn't have been infected by these recent hackings.) Ok well then if you...
Me: *Click.*
- Location
- Michigan
I had a telemarketer call selling windows, he asked how my windows were, I said just one minute I'll check. Sat the phone down for about an hour and continued watching tv. I picked the phone up and he was still there! I told him my windows were fine.
XJosh95
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- Location
- Green Bay, WI
Now that's dedication.
When I was a kid, our dogs had dug a hole into the support for the couch cushions. Once mom had a telemarketer call and she stuffed the handset down between the cushions in the hole and let the lady talk. She was there for about a half hour for sure. Mom checked again at the 45min mark and she had hung up.
When I was a kid, our dogs had dug a hole into the support for the couch cushions. Once mom had a telemarketer call and she stuffed the handset down between the cushions in the hole and let the lady talk. She was there for about a half hour for sure. Mom checked again at the 45min mark and she had hung up.
A couple of years ago, before the Feds tracked down the aftermarket automotive warranty scammers, I'd finally managed to get them to stop calling:
"Both of my vehicles are 10+ years old, and have more than 250,000 miles on them. You'll cover both?"
"Uh, no sir, we don't."
Last call I ever got from them.
"Both of my vehicles are 10+ years old, and have more than 250,000 miles on them. You'll cover both?"
"Uh, no sir, we don't."
Last call I ever got from them.
well, at least she's come to terms and let it go. I know some people that will do anything for POS family members, and it just drags them down too.
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