quote of the day thread..

[swokla]

Wasn't sure about another okie so that's why I was asking, sorry for my ignorance

 

[OT]

Werd

 

[seanR]

If you are not willing to risk the usual you will have to settle for the ordinary.

 

[Customizer1000]

"Its called camel toe, welcome to the 21st century. did you know they shave down there now too"

me to an old dude who was talking about one of the Olympic girls this morn.

Or moose knuckle

 

[XJosh95]

uke:

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Or elephant mouth...wait, maybe that was on a dude?!?

 

[ChiXJeff]

"These type of guns serve no other purpose but to kill people"
-the ignorant governor of IL.

Okay, the wanker is completely wrong on that...... but he does have a clue occasionally.

"Illinois (USA) Governor Pat Quinn signed a new law this week protecting employees' privacy rights concerning social media. Bill 3782 makes it illegal for an employer to request an employee's or job candidate's social network login credentials, in order to gain access to their account or profile. 'Members of the workforce should not be punished for information their employers don't legally have the right to have,' Governor Quinn said. 'As use of social media continues to expand, this new law will protect workers and their right to personal privacy.'"

 

[poorboy87]

The dude abides.

 

[XJosh95]

Shut the !@#$ up, Donny! You are WAY out of your element!

 

[bmyohn]

"Ahhh raccoon!"

Interns at the bar patio tonight, one chick ran, one chick didnt. Automatically the chick that didn't move is hotter. Scientific fact.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

Interns at the bar patio tonight, one chick ran, one chick didnt. Automatically the chick that didn't move is hotter. Scientific fact.

QFT

 

[bmyohn]

"Ahhh raccoon!"

Interns at the bar patio tonight, one chick ran, one chick didnt. Automatically the chick that didn't move is hotter. Scientific fact.

Don't remember posting this last night lol

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

today is christmas...

"delivery confirmation... you are a gift, yet a curse."

- me waiting for my numerous packages that are coming in today. got to go to bed.

 

[kmanxj5050]

So lexi come home from work. She says "don't be mad at me but I raced your truck"

I said "well did you win"

"Yes"

"Nice did you turn the programmer up"

"Well duh!"

I know now why she's worth keeping lol.

 

[XJosh95]

Full of win!

 

[BRIANHO13]

"WOW look at that camel toe" Me at the camel exhibit at the zoo....my wife just rolled her eyes.

 

[XJosh95]

"I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you."

"Ahhh raccoon!"

Interns at the bar patio tonight, one chick ran, one chick didnt. Automatically the chick that didn't move is hotter. Scientific fact.

Now the question is; is the girl hotter because she is now the only one left or because she wasn't afraid of the potential raccoon?

 

[REWSTER]

crusing in his pinto he see's homies as he pass. but if he looks twice thier gonna kick his lilly *butt*

 

[XJosh95]

Another white boy video acting all gangsta...



Woke up quick at about noon, just thought that I have to be in Compton soon. I gotta get drunk before the day begins, before my mamma starts bit**in' about my friends.

 

[ghettocherokee]

Hold on officer, let me get the papers out of my crack.

Me to the police officer when he asked for my registration (in between my seat and console)