quote of the day thread..

Capt. Ron: No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast
The Great Barrier Reef?
 
"You aren't throwing frogs are you?" my wife
"Yes" me
"Won't that kill them" My wife
"maybe" Me
"stop it" my wife
"no, they get thrown and havee a chance to live or die for sure in the skimmer" me
"ok" her

Last night as I was riding the pool of the little bastards.
 
you should teach your own little frog army to fire walk...if they fail, you can eat them.
 
"I'll f'em fat and I'll f'em ugly BUT I will not f'em fat and ugly!"

-my friend Brandon who really just f's them as he can get them which is very few and far between.
 
A nearby camper: "why you running that tractor generator all night?"

Me: "for noise and so I can run a fan"

mac 'we were here first you camped next to us' gyvr
 
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