quote of the day thread..

Daddy, our car is peeing!!!!!!

My 4 year old daughter as the tranny and radiator dumped out all over the ground on my wifes pilot
 
Your wife has a pilot? Like airplane?
why was he under your Jeep?
I am confused....

of course my wife has a pilot, driving cars is for poor people :repair:

it's also a honda SUV model
 
"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
 
A teenage local in St Louis cussed me for my driving into a parking lot....as follows:

Him: Who the F**k taught yo azz how to drive mutha f***ker??

Me: John Deere and Smith and Wesson, one of whom is riding with me today...go f*** yourself.

(now I will have to openly admit I was not proud of how I handled this with my 5 year old in the car)
 
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