quote of the day thread..

[kmanxj5050]

Did that about a week ago, got up from dinner, thought it'd be neat to fart. And ended up sharting. Not cool

 

[macgyvr]

I just had a close one...

mac 'held it mid fart' gyvr

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

I'm usually reading here while i poop.

 

[bwfdrums]

Did that about a week ago, got up from dinner, thought it'd be neat to fart. And ended up sharting. Not cool

Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Smash Hole]

Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one.

It's an every day occurrence at smash hole HQ

 

[MKR5150]

Sh!t the bed not your drawers

 

[*89Laredo*]

"****. ****. SHIT! Son of a bitch..."
Me as I dump half a quart of hot used oil out of my oil filter, through my sweatshirt, and onto my arm.

 

[seanR]

I shart myself one time on the way to court in the next county. I pulled over to clean up ended leaving the not so whities along the road. But it has soaked through to so i bailed on court and went back home.

 

[SAMSET]

"Never knew so many grown men shit thier pants"



me: just now.

 

[*89Laredo*]

I splattered my boxers about a month ago. Luckily I was at home and in my room.
When I was younger I had the squirts and sneezed while sitting at the breakfast table camping. That sucked.

 

[seanR]

My! That is a huge load!
Lar last night when i pulled in the yard with both the Bobcat and the baby backhoe on the trailer.

 

[macgyvr]

Grace: Why are you taking so much gun to church do you think something is going to happen?

Me: (I just give her that look)

Grace: Oh yeah...I guess it has happened.

mac 'a building full of unarmed people' gyvr

 

[terrehautian]

My church isn't full of unarmed people. Many are unarmed but a few are not. The county sheriff goes to my church along with many police officers.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Jesus won't save us from people. He can only save us from ourselves.

Me, in a drunken state.

 

[seanR]

A real range shoots back.
My son this afternoon.

 

[MKR5150]

I should have bought BrownDogs.

Me today, hungover, welding mounts that took way too long to make (facepalm)

 

[1989TwoDoor]

"Illegal Aliens Aren't Immigrants" - Bumpersticker

 

[BRIANHO13]

I have a temp that has failed to put in 40 hrs the past two weeks. I call him to my office to tell him to do better, he says "my fiancé left me and I wrecked my car". I said "sounds like you should be working extra to replace your car. Please don't make your personal problems my problems." He said "wow I respect that I will get back to work now."

 

[terrehautian]

37 people have died from severe weather. Sad sad story, hopefully that will turn around for them

That is seriously what a news anchor said today.

 

[seanR]

Did he interview any of them?