quote of the day thread..

[XJosh95]

Drivin' that train, high on cocaine...

casey jones you better watch your speed..

Trouble ahead, trouble behind. And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

 

[REWSTER]

-Only god knows why.

-kid rock

 

[WI88XJ]

The longest nerve in the body - Research from the Mayo Clinic...



Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes!



My public service is done for the day. :moon:

 

[RedHeep]

Better to have people think you a fool then to open your mouth and erase all doubt.

My personal favorite from today:

"I decided to cancel my new Harley order and buy a Prius. I heard Toyota was giving free castrations to every man who bought one, right there at the dealership!"

GySgt Marshall, VMM-263

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

The longest nerve in the body - Research from the Mayo Clinic...



Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes!



My public service is done for the day. :moon:

next time you dont want to go to work, tell your boss:
"i got anal glaucoma, i cant see my ass coming to work today."

 

[Fore Wheeler]

aunt flow is visiting again...

none for dan for at least another 6 days...

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"im no tampon thief, but ill see if i can pull some strings."

 

[seanR]

aunt flow is visiting again...

none for dan for at least another 6 days...

There is really something wrong with an animal that bleeds that much and don't die.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

There is really something wrong with an animal that bleeds that much and don't die.

QFT

 

[GoSlowGetStuck]

Taking a crap is like drinking a beer... you want the one that starts crisp and finishes clean.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

"will work for food"


...guy on the corner in Lansing.








Makes you thankful for what you have. Maybe I'm overly emotional today.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

Makes you thankful for what you have. Maybe I'm overly emotional today.

i heard it happens once a month... are you experiencing any bleeding?










"exactly how much is a shit ton?"
"i heard its a metric unit of measurement."

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"my God, what is that smell" -coworker in a meeting this morning

"I farted, but I was not sure if it was that or your head was leaking since you apparently have shit for brains" -me

 

[GoSlowGetStuck]

"my God, what is that smell" -coworker in a meeting this morning

"I farted, but I was not sure if it was that or your head was leaking since you apparently have shit for brains" -me

Some people live off the government cheese, you're just responsible for cutting it.

 

[FlexdXJ]

"my God, what is that smell" - You, me and fat jesus over the weekend

fixedededed!

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

after a fart....
"some asshole behind me is talking shit!"








"you got to be good to be lucky, and lucky to be good."

 

[85xjwoody]

Jennie people are going to be pissed, you did better than most hunters!! LOL




Last night durning the cleaning of the 9 pointer the wife took out with the jeep.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Jennie people are going to be pissed, you did better than most hunters!! LOL




Last night durning the cleaning of the 9 pointer the wife took out with the jeep.

wpwp

 

[chpmnsws6]

There is really something wrong with an animal that bleeds that much and don't die.

I'd rather them bleed monthly then retain it for 9 months, 7 days. :gee:

 

[seanR]

"I keep the title in the glove box, where else would I keep it?"