quote of the day thread..

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"Just because you are on a diet does not mean you can't look at the menu"

~me-everytime I see a hot chick

 

[seanR]

"Hell, my wife points them out to me"
-Me, just now

 

[ChiXJeff]

"This is even more nerve-wracking than Moab!"
Deb K, on an Irish backroad, while dodging tour buses on a road that's only about 12' wide. Did I mention they drive on the wrong side of the road?

 

[RedHeep]

Seen in an ad in Diesel Power:

6.4l CAC Tubes

Available with bung or without bung

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Hi Ho, hi Ho, its off to work I go....

...me, not the midgets

 

[seanR]

F'n hey, I had a great weekend!
Me tonight...

 

[seanR]

"Dude, uh, tomorrow is already the tenth."
"Just, uh, just slip the rent under my door. "
-Allen

 

[seanR]

I should have posted that yesterday, huh?

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I'm lovin it. Not.

Me at McD's again.

 

[macgyvr]

I see dead people.

mac 'after three last night at work' gyvr

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I bend over backwards for anyone that needs a hand and donate $$$ to about anyone that asks.....and I can hardly get a fawking "thank you". Kiss my ass motherf*ckers.

Quoted by Me~ tonight after a 72 hour marathon of combining and doing shit for everyone and only having 8 hours of sleep and not a single damn Thank You.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

thanks cheeseboy.

...me, cuz I know tylers a good cat








this kind of goes back to our phone conversation we had a bit ago.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

what do you want me to do? go to my car and get my magic wand to figure out who did it?


....officer macgyvr in the parking lot of a booby bar

 

[REWSTER]

I wish my alarm would shut the fawk up

-Me

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Gay is ok! XOO


..National coming out Assistance.












good one Rev, my hot mail lady already wonders about me.

 

[Rev Den]

I thought the hand drawn purple and pink hearts made it.






Rev

 

[Fore Wheeler]

T is like, "wtf did you get in the mail?".

and then it was 44 cents short on postage, so the mail lady had to write out the form with the return address. LOL

good times

and thanks again.

 

[RedHeep]

This entire plan up here on the flight deck, moving airplanes, conducting maintenance, trying to get them fixed for the flight schedule, is like directing the Nutcracker Ballet.

You, you dumb ass, just terry tate'd my lead ballerina into the orchestra.

-Me, after one of my younger Marines displayed incorrect velocity. He had good speed, but in entirely the wrong direction.

 

[WrenchMonkey]

I bend over backwards for anyone that needs a hand and donate $$$ to about anyone that asks.....and I can hardly get a fawking "thank you". Kiss my ass motherf*ckers.

Quoted by Me~ tonight after a 72 hour marathon of combining and doing shit for everyone and only having 8 hours of sleep and not a single damn Thank You.

Got my shafts this mornin... Thanks man...

:kissyou:

Robert

 

[nick86]

The one on top is NOT gay.


me