quote of the day thread..

[VAhasnoWAVES]

my mother... (did 20 years in the navy and a aviation mechanic):

"i think your shit/air separator is malfunctioning."

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I have new front brakes on my car


...me, after spending another $112 yesterday on my nearly new monte.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Hail to the V

 

[RedHeep]

Pull out your combat straw and suck it the F*&^ up.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

out of all the words in the english language that start with the letter "f," there is only one that is referred to as the "f-word."

 

[jeep_87_cherokee]

" well it is an abortion "

a sympathetic comment between me and FlatBlack_XJ reguarding a cherokee

 

[seanR]

Life's journey is not about arriving at the grave in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, worn out and beaten, shouting, "HOLY SHIT,
what a ride!".

 

[99SJ_Ex]

"friends don't let friends ream at high speeds"

 

[REWSTER]

" You dont have a costume on, you didnt say trick or treat and you got to be at least 17, im not giving you any candy" -HEN

"ohh man yo dogs bite" -kid
"only if your dumb enough to stick your hand in here" -REW

 

[87manche]

" You dont have a costume on, you didnt say trick or treat and you got to be at least 17, im not giving you any candy" -HEN

"ohh man yo dogs bite" -kid
"only if your dumb enough to stick your hand in here" -REW

as a person with a dog that is terrified of children I like this post.

too bad it won't teach the little bastards to ask before petting someone else's dog.

 

[Woodyjeepgirl]

A little girl that came to our house during trick or treating:

"Hey Mom look they have monster trucks! Wow those are huge!"

She was probably 4 or 5.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

A little girl that came to our house during trick or treating:

"Hey Mom look they have monster trucks! Wow those are huge!"

She was probably 4 or 5.

T's son's friend saw my jeep one day. "wow! you guys have a monster truck?".

T's son, "no, that's just our jeep"

 

[seanR]

"Wow those are huge!"

I have said that a time or two.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

and I am sure Emerson really appreciated it too huh?

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"our neigbor is crazy."

me, last night, texting my roomate...

our neighbor (whos porch light shines right into my window) was outside at 230am, with the biggest umbrella ive ever seen, her pit on a leash (nothing against pits, i love them), making a sign out of a 12" wide strip of plywood and a black plastic bag... spray painted. drove by this morning and the wood said, "tired of free =(" couldnt read the plastic bag flapping in the wind.... the ringer? she was in full longerei and heels, thong and all.

WTF? :dunno:

 

[seanR]

and I am sure Emerson really appreciated it too huh?

She sure is a good woman!

 

[Corprin]

a gem from campus yesterday

"yoga pants are like a push-up bra for your ass"
~unknown undergrad

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

hell, i even look good in yoga pants...

long story.

 

[commsys]

Ya think that's dumb? I got stupid I ain't used yet.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

^I like this guy, he's already red with less than 70 post.

Fore 'very cool' Wheeler