quote of the day thread..

[85xjwoody]

Take this jeep and shove it. I ain't workin on you no more!!!



Words from some song stuck in my head. I just changed the words a little.

 

[87manche]

motherf#$&$)(%

me.

this morning

after I ran a dremel engraving bit into my fingertip modifying a tiny helicopters main shaft.

87 'stupid carbon fiber' manche

 

[seanR]

I molested myself last night, I said no, but I knew I wanted it.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

No means no

 

[RedHeep]

When I get up and when I go to bed, like clockwork.

red 'what else is there to do' heep

 

[seanR]

When I get up and when I go to bed, like clockwork

That is because there is someone waiting to use that bunk....

 

[seanR]

My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker.
Well... she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

^^like

 

[Molly Ann]

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Oh haaaay everyone. Who wants a sammich?

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I love sammiches...except for ass sammichs!!

 

[Molly Ann]

No trouser tuna, tyler?

 

[FlexdXJ]

No trouser tuna, tyler?

:roflmao: Nice!

 

[FlexdXJ]

I love sammiches...except for ass sammichs!!

Marcus Does!

 

[Rev Den]

I like it.


Welcome

Rev

 

[REWSTER]

I got a drinking problem

one mouth and two hands

 

[Molly Ann]

http://caseyblev.tumblr.com/post/4057892180/to-all-people-this-offends-im-sorry-but-come-on

Don't mean to offend, but my Jewish friend showed me this and I couldn't resist.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

my name is Dan, I like short walks to the buffet.

 

[BRIANHO13]

my name is Dan, I like short walks to the buffet.

LIKE

 

[GoSlowGetStuck]

my name is Dan, I like short walks to the buffet.

Lately you are probably liking short walks anywhere... Hope you're recovering quickly!

 

[SAMSET]

Thank you



me, today, to any and all vets