quote of the day thread..

[Fore Wheeler]

What we have here is a failure to communicate...

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the cornfield"

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

[SAMSET]

who wants a mustache ride

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Any fool with a d*ck can be a father, it takes a real man to be a Dad.

 

[FlexdXJ]

"Sometimes, I wear mittens" -Conan O'brien

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

F it. F it right in the A. I quit.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Love, Hate, Sex, Pain.




...Godsmack...

 

[macgyvr]

I wanna be a rock star when I grow up!

mac 'hells yeahs!' gyvr

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I don't want to grow up.

grandpa Dan

 

[Rev Den]

"I'd bang her like a screen door in a whirlwind"

Me.....pretty much all the time.

Rev

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Off like a used condom

 

[old_man]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

 

[seanR]

"I feel like a prom date that wont put out"
-Me, after being stood up by five roofing contractors to look at a roof that needs replacing.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"where are your hands?"
"between two pillows"
THOSE ARN'T TWO PILLOWS!!!!

John Candy-Steve Martin~ Planes, Trains & Automobiles

 

[FlexdXJ]

"F*ck you, F*ck you, F*ck you, You're cool, F*ck you .....I'm out!"

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Happiness is getting paid to surf for 2 hours while on the clock.



...me, now

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

kiss my ass..kiss his ass...kiss your ass...happy Hanukkah

 

[poorboy87]

Its a Festivas miracle!

 

[XJosh95]

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I know a girl who would be really pissed off if she heard me say that."

-Mitch Hedberg

 

[seanR]

"I am tied of being everyone's bitch, this isn't a hotel, you people are going to have to step it up around here, just because you don't mind living in a hog house, doesn't mean I want to also."
-Me, last night