quote of the day thread..

[REWSTER]

http://caseyblev.tumblr.com/post/4057892180/to-all-people-this-offends-im-sorry-but-come-on

Don't mean to offend, but my Jewish friend showed me this and I couldn't resist.

I think the jew's got this one the Nazis are way under cup'ed

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Getting help around here is like getting bird sh!t out of a coo coo clock


...ol' Campbell, American Hoggers

 

[seanR]

My goodness Ward you were awful hard on the Beaver last night....

 

[macgyvr]

I'm going to load this jeep on a trailer, and drive to the engine builder and drive my truck and trailer right through the place and not stop till he makes this right...

mac 'me tonight, even before I started to drink' gyvr

 

[poorboy87]

Oh Davey.... We got hosed...

 

[REWSTER]

copied from a buddy's facebook.

Indiana, according to Jeff Foxworthy: If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong numb......er, you may live in Indiana. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana. If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all of your Indiana friends and others can see,you definitely do live - or have lived - in Indiana

 

[XJosh95]

So much of that is true. I actually had a blog on myspace with a bunch of "You might be from Indiana" things. One I made up (because I did it) "If you've gone to a demolition derby to watch your girlfriend drive, you may be from Indiana."

 

[kmanxj5050]

copied from a buddy's facebook.

Indiana, according to Jeff Foxworthy: If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong numb......er, you may live in Indiana. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana. If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all of your Indiana friends and others can see,you definitely do live - or have lived - in Indiana

Seen basically the same one for mi.

 

[RedHeep]

Do you guys have rusty v8 engine blocks for mailboxes?

That's a NC theme.

 

[kmanxj5050]

Do you guys have rusty v8 engine blocks for mailboxes?

That's a NC theme.

Pics are a must! I like the idea lol

 

[macgyvr]

ive got a brand new reman 4.7

mac 'make a better mailbox than a motor' gyvr

 

[Fore Wheeler]

ive got a brand new reman 4.7

mac 'make a better mailbox than a motor' gyvr

LOLed

 

[kmanxj5050]

LOLed

Me too.

 

[RedHeep]

Pics are a must! I like the idea lol

I drive past it most days. I'll take a picture when I get home. It's got headers on it.

ive got a brand new reman 4.7

mac 'make a better mailbox than a motor' gyvr

Throw some salt water on it and let it rust. Hot rodders call it patina. Instantly makes it worth twice as much.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

That girl has a butter face.


All looks good butter face.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"you hit the wrong button (edit) sir (end edit), that is the problem"

me to the cashier kid at Walmart that did not give me a chance to hit the debit key 3 freakin times in a row! Dumbshit kept hitting the EBT key on his register when I was saying "DEBIT"!!!!

 

[XJosh95]

Wow. Brutal.



:thumbup:

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I only date girls with small hands......

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"you look better when im drunk."

 

[ChiXJeff]

"you look better when im drunk."

Ooof. That's gonna end well.