Lar's dad, "He drinks alot."
Lar, "He is on vacation."
Me, "I used to drink a lot, I still do, but I used to too."
Me: I'm driving home from work and I think I still have a piece of toilet paper stuck in my ass, that or my anus is inside out.
I'm laughing out loud while sitting on the shitter.
I'd be afraid to know what that feels like.
Wow!You know when you have a little bit of poop stuck in your ass and it won't fall out