quote of the day thread..

[macgyvr]

"The driver is worried it's going to get damaged if its shipped without a box"

FedEx employee to me on the phone after telling me the driver refused to take a winch plate I shipped without putting it in a box.

"If he can damage that he shouldn't be working for you!"-my reply

mac 'said they would tell him he had to take it' gyvr

 

[*89Laredo*]

"I was always told the most expensive rubber was the one that you forgot to use :sonicjay:"

 

[*89Laredo*]

" Disagreeing Teresa was out last night"
-bullshit, no she ****ing wasn't!

Dan and T. Lol

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Yes she was!

 

[*89Laredo*]

There'll be no more "AHHHH!" But you may feel a little sick

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Here, this is your baby for as Long as you want.
... well mAybe even longer than you want"
"Combines are like women, they all smell different"
"I don't know why I'm not a raging ****ing alcoholic yet"

My bil.

 

[962door]

"You are a real a-hole"- my MIL after she called me at 12:30am asking if I have heard from her 18 year old son. It might have had something to do with me saying that I hoped he is doing his best to make me an uncle...

 

[OutkastBoss]

"Umm John Your On Fire!"
JJ

 

[RedHeep]

Oh, I'm going to get sausage. I guarantee I'll be getting sausage.

Dan Wheeler

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Re: Re: quote of the day thread..

Oh, I'm going to get sausage. I guarantee I'll be getting sausage.

Dan Wheeler

Lol. .....at breakfast

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

So you are a morning kinda guy

 

[Pat]

"I haven't showered for 3 days and I've been sleeping with Negro Bill and Wheeler Dan!"

-chettacheeeeez

 

[Smash Hole]

Then the cat started meowing "the aliens are coming"

-JJ

 

[*89Laredo*]

"here, clean up your cab. You look like a damn John Deere with a big pile of corn on the roof."
damn hilly fields and full grain tanks.

 

[RAM-ROD]

"Umm John Your On Fire!"
JJ

Good Times......

Ram" That was an Epic trip" Rod

 

[*89Laredo*]

 

[XJosh95]

Men will insult each other and not mean it. Women will compliment each other and not mean it.

 

[seanR]

Last night at the bar I got into a discussion about Alaska.
It ended with the girl sayibg under het breath to het friend,
"Can you believe that guy thinks you can drive to Alaska, It's an island, duh!"

 

[1989TwoDoor]

You can't solve you're problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems.

Albert Einstein

 

[XJosh95]

Drinking alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk.