- Location
- bourbonnais IL
look you're talking to my my guy all wrong, all wrong. do it again and i stab ya in the face with a soldering iron.
quote of the day thread..
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BRIANHO13
<- Yum Chocolate
- Location
- Spring, TX
My wife
"Stick your finger in it to see if its ready"
Talking about the lasagna in the microwave.
"Stick your finger in it to see if its ready"
Talking about the lasagna in the microwave.
*89Laredo*
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Sheffield, IA
"what are you getting for Christmas?"
'drunk'
'drunk'
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
My glasses fell off while motorboating yesterday.
*89Laredo*
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Sheffield, IA
" And there may be a rather large woman here to have relations with me so please dont give me too much shit because she is bigger than anticipated lol"
Message I just got from one of my friends. Lol
Message I just got from one of my friends. Lol
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
me-"You know how when you hire a contractor to fix something in your house and he tells you it will be $500.00 and he does the work and then gives you a bill for $1100.00 and it makes you mad?
frontier, dish bundled a$$holes-"OK?"
me-"Well that is why we do it, because you people tell me my bill is $111.14 for phone, internet and TV but yet you bill me for $304.24 and every month it is a different amount, so don't complain next time a contractor sticks it in your ass, what goes around comes around. I will be sending you another check this month for $111.14 and you can stick your late fee in your ass."
frontier, dish bundled a$$holes-"OK?"
me-"Well that is why we do it, because you people tell me my bill is $111.14 for phone, internet and TV but yet you bill me for $304.24 and every month it is a different amount, so don't complain next time a contractor sticks it in your ass, what goes around comes around. I will be sending you another check this month for $111.14 and you can stick your late fee in your ass."
BRIANHO13
<- Yum Chocolate
- Location
- Spring, TX
Sean why does bad luck follow you?
- Location
- Michigan
BRIANHO13
<- Yum Chocolate
- Location
- Spring, TX
That can't be true he is a sweet guy. told me he loved me when were hanging up early after talking on the phone.
- Location
- Michigan
Lol
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
I am a nice guy. I did a big bathroom job for a guy and I blew the bid but I did not stick it in his ass. He is a doctor who does alot of charity work. Probably on shit heads that dont deserve it. Anyway. I worked two days for free because I blew the bid. So karma should be on my side.
terrehautian
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Terre Haute
Frontier is owned and decisions made by idiots. A friend just has internet through them and it is down half the time anyway. She was going to switch to Time Warner and because of a contractual period, she can't without incurring major financial penalty. So now they are stuck with internet that is down half the time.
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
I have no contact with thrn
*89Laredo*
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Sheffield, IA
"You can say the same for combine'n.... bring lots of socks .... fap fap fap...."
Message from a friend. Lol
Message from a friend. Lol
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
"Cough cough hack erp blaaaaaaaaaah slop flush".
Repeat
Repeat
VAhasnoWAVES
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Lake City, Mi
Fluids Power Technology... what a headache.
my real world application:
"what size pump and ram do i need to not rip a D30 apart with hydro assist?"
my real world application:
"what size pump and ram do i need to not rip a D30 apart with hydro assist?"
QFT
BRIANHO13
<- Yum Chocolate
- Location
- Spring, TX
- Location
- Painted Hills, Indiana
Read the tailgate. This is the original "Grave Digger".
POLAR_JEEP_04
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Ohio
"Funny it's all the senior citizen old rigs before they were buggies."
-Sean
-Sean
- Location
- Michigan
Re: Re: quote of the day thread..
I was thinking the same thing, but used the word "mature"
I was thinking the same thing, but used the word "mature"
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