quote of the day thread..

I've said it a hundred times...

2 things you can tell about pregnant women: they put out and you can't knock em up.
 
"It's pretty hot out there today, huh?"
"just a few months ago we were complaining about how cold it was hahahahahahaahaha"









every signal jackass that walks through that damn door
 
"Someone call up the NSA and tell them I want to see Kate Uptons big ol titties."
Reddit comment about the "topless" video TMZ posted today.
 
False statement, Not all pregnant women are horny, TRUST me.
I didn't say they were horny. You must know how it works, getting a girl pregnant... They put out. For sure. Plain old physics. Just maybe not as much as one would like.
 
"We set it up for a bachelor pad."

My father after I told him we needed to adjust where the power from the transfer switch goes running off the generator.

The only thing that works in the kitchen is the refrigerator, and nothing in the baby's room.

mac 'priorities have changed' gyvr
 
"I love Attica(IN), it's like four square miles of Wal-Mart!

mac 'anonymous' gyvr
 
Sounds like somebody's Facebook status a few days ago. :dunno:

I almost spit my Diet coke out when i read this being i had just left there and drove passed MAC to say see ya......It was a great weekend
 
"I love Attica(IN), it's like four square miles of Wal-Mart!

mac 'anonymous' gyvr

I'm not going to lie I have had a lot of fun in and around that town.
been soaked to the bone wandering around the pamida

found out I was allergic to cherries at the little place up town.

about died of dehydration at the pizza hut.

and thats just a few.

Quote of the day, "it might be 4 square miles of walmart, but it feels like home" haha

went over there labor day weekend and canon balled my 4.0HO before I even got on trial. :bawl:
 
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