quote of the day thread..

[seanR]

Re: Re: quote of the day thread..

To T: It should take like 10 minutes.

T to me, 30 min later: 10 minutes up yet?

That's odd. She told us you weren't good for more than a minute or two.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

his old ass was probably talking about the nap he wanted to take

Cheese "or he unloaded the gun an hour earlier so he could last longer" Man

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Re: Re: quote of the day thread..

his old ass was probably talking about the nap he wanted to take

Cheese "or he unloaded the gun an hour earlier so he could last longer" Man

I have much passion. I have long passion. Most, er, some of the time.

 

[XJosh95]

"Cause I'm long and I'm strong and I'm down to get some friction on."

 

[XJosh95]

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" Sigmund Freud

 

[kmanxj5050]

"You guys have phone conversations that are longer than little girls"

-my wife after I got off the phone with dan

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"You guys have phone conversations that are longer than little girls"

-my wife after I got off the phone with dan

truth...

the woman knows to entertain herself when i get talking to someone about jeeps, fishing, or hockey.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Re: Re: quote of the day thread..

"You guys have phone conversations that are longer than little girls"

-my wife after I got off the phone with dan

She isn't used to me being on the phone long.

When I have phone sex with your wife, she's done in a few minutes.

I'm that good. :kissyou:

 

[kmanxj5050]

^^^^^

Haha. She never told me about that.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Oh, I thought you knew.

There was one time it was so good she missed her period. Thankfully it was a false alarm.

 

[kmanxj5050]

Damn. Well, atleast it was a false alarm

 

[XJosh95]

I tried having phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

 

[macgyvr]

I tried having phone sex once, but the holes were too big.

mac 'FIFY' gyvr

 

[XJosh95]

You know...I knew someone would come back with that. I didn't expect it to be you, but I still saw it coming.

 

[terrehautian]

While on the way home from Decatur last night with Sarah and a friend, I was asking the friend if her husband is free on Saturday. He carries on a daily basis (cab drive) and I haven't heard of a single time he has gone to the range. Figure some range time might be helpful for him (and for me to shoot his glock to see if my aim is bad or my sights are bad).

Me: Is Chad working Saturday, I want to take him to the range?
Friend: I don't know, but remember, he is legally mine now. (they just got married a little over a week ago)
Sarah: What?
Me: She said he is legally mine now, not legally blind now.
Friend: That is right, (laughter) he is a legally blind guy who carries a gun and drives a cab.

 

[Molly Ann]

 

[XJosh95]

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Maybe she should try drinking bleach. Obviously the razorblades aren't working..."

 

[1989TwoDoor]

Bumper Sticker on nice truck "Piss off a Liberal.....Make Money, Have Success, Be Happy"

 

[*89Laredo*]

Me: "Mom doesnt trust my jeep at all"
Dan: -Neither would I if I was her... Look at it, it looks like a POS.