quote of the day thread..

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

That's a quote worth repeating

 

[macgyvr]

"Those who can't do, teach"
"Those who can't teach, teach gym"

mac 'I don't teach' gyvr

 

[XJosh95]

Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho?
Narrator: I wanted to destroy something beautiful.

 

[XJosh95]

This is ****ing awesome!

-Me when I bit into the egg/bacon/cheese burger at the bar.

 

[XJosh95]

"This adventure has me on the edge of my Segway."

-Jase Robertson

 

[BRIANHO13]

This is ****ing awesome!

-Me when I bit into the egg/bacon/cheese burger at the bar.

Just think if they made the buns, wait for it










Out of pancakes

 

[ChiXJeff]

Just think if they made the buns, wait for it










Out of pancakes

Because donuts have already been done.

 

[XJosh95]

Just think if they made the buns, wait for it










Out of pancakes

I'd give it a shot. It doesn't sound the best, but then again, neither does the donut burger. It puts my mind to chicken and waffles which I have only tried in potato chip form. Either way, I'd try it. It's like a McGriddle with a burger.

 

[SAMSET]

A double bacon cheeseburger with egg, hashbrowns or fries, and Gatorade, is my go to for hangovers. really helps

 

[*89Laredo*]

"I need to eat some protein..."
Uncontrollable laughter
"NOT a good time to say that, huh?"
My girlfriend before morning sexytime.

 

[kmanxj5050]

People eat burgers without eggs?

-Me while reading all that

 

[XJosh95]

If you can get it at that particular restaurant, it truly is the best way to fly.


Or a burger with chili on it. Qual-i-tai.

 

[REWSTER]

me:I dont think he likes me much.
other guy:really?
me: yea ever since i called him a ginger...

 

[XJosh95]

For those of you that watch Auction Hunters...

"This is Ton's voice mail. I am either out blowing stuff up or contemplating string theory. Leave a message."

 

[*89Laredo*]

The Jeep is my strength, I shall not want others. It maketh me cruise on green trails. It leadeth me in the path's of challenge for it's namesake.

Yea, though I drive thru the valley of muck and mud, I will fear no stopage, for my Jeep be with me.

Thy winch and thy lockers, they comfort me. Thou preparest me an escape before me in the presence of my buddies; My tires grip true. Surely traction and some ridicule shall follow and I will dwell in the comfort of the club forever.

 

[livin4wheelin]

Ash: This store is nice, like Macy's...
Me: That's because it is Macy's.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

everytime the woman comes around, i get sick...

me: "its all those damn GVSU germs."
woman: "i feel bad. im almost afraid to kiss you."
me: "less kiss, more blowjob?"
woman: "im ok with that."
me: "i love you..."

damn L-bomb...

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Ash: This store is nice, like Macy's...
Me: That's because it is Macy's.

that's my daughter.

 

[*89Laredo*]

"This thing is pretty damn loud with the doors off..."

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Ill let you go nurse your hangover.... Tell your girlfriend to give you more blowjobs, it helps." Something like that, couldnt really hear over the jeep. lol
-Wheeler