quote of the day thread..

scared white boy in a black neighborhood.

me, from Flint Michigan

"Aren't your friends coming in?" Hospital security

"No they have guns" wheeler

"Ok good" security

Flint, MI
 
Same security to me...

"Do you have a gun on you?"

"No I left it in my truck"

"Ok, good"

mac 'inside thinking I wish I would've brought it' gyvr
 
You said that to me...

Unless you told us both the story, in which case I feel cheated on.
 
You said that to me...

Unless you told us both the story, in which case I feel cheated on.

I said it to Josh also.
I said it twice because they can really wear you down.

At least I am not homeless like my buddy is right now.

"I know, everybody funny, now you funny too."
 
Wife to 4yr old son this morning
"after my shower we are going to vote"
son
"Vote for no more Obama?"
Wife
"yes hopefully"
Son
"good I hate that guy"
 
"You have a jeep? Call me when you get stuck and ill pull you out with my f150!"

Says the maintenance man at one of my stops as he walks out to him stock f150.

I just rolled my eyes.
 
Me-"That guy looks like Carl Hungus"
Lar-"Who is Carl Hungus?"
Me-"Duh, the porn star in The Big Lebowski."
Her-"You can remember that, but you can't remember to check the air in my tires?"
Me-"Yea, why?"
 
Why? That is an awesome movie, that's why.
 
Tech: i need a PTU for this

Me: whats a PTU

Tech: power take off (said with an attitude)

Me: how do you spell "off" (said with that good ol fashion rewster sarcasim)

Tech: i mean PTO, you knew what i meant already didn't you ?

Me: :D yes but i gotta give ya shit
 
that guy sucks. He could have easily overcame that by saying
Power Takeoff Unit.
.

yea they all suck. everyone of them makes it as difficult as possible like we can read their minds. as bad as they are there is nothing worse than the guy over the phone.




o wait there is one worse than the guy on the phone, that would be that's guys wife calling for him. god i just want to hang up when that happens.
 
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