quote of the day thread..

[SAMSET]

"I think Im going to die..."
Me today with a hell of a hangover.

you probably will.






:laugh:

 

[*89Laredo*]

Still alive, but my stomach is still angry....
Lol

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"I think Im going to die..."
Me today with a hell of a hangover.

"rookie... i drank more than you, brought a woman home, and still made it to work at 6am."


i say this to my roomates every sunday, when i get back from work at noon and they are still glued to the couch like a wet dream.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

A guy walks into the parts store this past weekend and we were discussing parts for my truck and lowriders, conversation went like this:

customer: what farmer would a low rider??
Me: Probably the same one that wears his hat backwards at the sale barn
customer: dumb sum bitch probably draws low sale and gets laughed at
Me: I have drawn top of sale last 7 sales I have been to...
customer: you have a lowrider?
Me: yup....
customer: oh, they are cool and all... (opened door and left)

 

[kmanxj5050]

^^^ lol

 

[*89Laredo*]

"rookie... i drank more than you, brought a woman home, and still made it to work at 6am."


i say this to my roomates every sunday, when i get back from work at noon and they are still glued to the couch like a wet dream.

I had a bottle of vodka and 3/4 a bottle of Jager down and went to sleep at 5. I dont think Id be capable of bringing a woman "home" (which would be my jeep 20ft from the fire at Bundy) or having much action lol.
HELL NO to work at 6, I cant even do that sober. lol

"Why cant it be Friday?"
Me right now thinking of work tomorrow.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

6:15 am...


T: I have a flat tire.

Me: Why?

T: Cuz it doesn't have any air.

Me: I'm sleeping, I'll get to it in a minute.

15 minutes later...

T: You going to change my tire?

Me: yep.

 

[seanR]

We used to go through that with those GD tire air monitors.
They were always coming on, even after I put new tires on it.

New car does not have those stupid things.

 

[seanR]

"Good Poop!"

-Me just now

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

We used to go through that with those GD tire air monitors.
They were always coming on, even after I put new tires on it.

New car does not have those stupid things.

Hate those!

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

hot chick; Hey, I had a dream about you last night
me: really, how did that work out for you?
hot chick: good, the bear ate you first.....
me: F*** my life......

 

[seanR]

Did I forget to flush?

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

6:15 am...


T: I have a flat tire.

Me: Why?

T: Cuz it doesn't have any air.

Me: I'm sleeping, I'll get to it in a minute.

15 minutes later...

T: You going to change my tire?

Me: yep.

It's only flat on the bottom... :dunno:

 

[99SJ_Ex]

Student pulling on a crankshaft on an engine we're dismantling for scrap...

Student: Mr. Lee why won't this come out, it spins and moves?!?

Me: You have all the bearing caps off??

Student: Yes, but it still won't come out, I need help...

I walk over and *lift* the crank shaft out of the block...


This day is going by way too slow...

 

[ChiXJeff]

Oh.... dear. Did not grok the concept of mechanical interference?

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Me: hello.

Belle Tire: Mr Wheeler, we can't fix that tire because it was driven on too long flat.

Me: that would be my girlfriend, how much for 2 new tires?

BT: $200

Me: what a coincidence, that's how much I won at the casino this morning.

 

[nick86]

Me: hello.

Belle Tire: Mr Wheeler, we can't fix that tire because it was driven on too long flat.

Me: that would be my girlfriend, how much for 2 new tires?

BT: $200

Me: what a coincidence, that's how much I won at the casino this morning.

I hate telling customers that, but 9 times out of 10 it's cause they where too lazy to put the spare on & drove it all the way to my shop flat. No sympathy for the stupid & lazy, just hate telling them I can't fix their tire.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

when I was looking for a girlfriend, priority was placed on how well her ass looked, not her mechanical ability. Lol

 

[87manche]

when I was looking for a girlfriend, priority was placed on how well her ass looked, not her mechanical ability. Lol

you have the correct priorities sir.

 

[*89Laredo*]

Yes