quote of the day thread..

[seanR]

When I had my nose done, the hospital called to confirm the packing removal appointment.
The nurse says, "Make sure you are current on your pain meds because I hear the procedure can be painful."
I have built up...shall we say, an immunity to narcotics, so I doubled up on the dosage.
Lar comes home from work to take me to the appointment.
By the time we get to UW, I can hardly stand.
I sit in the chair for the procedure and the dr. does a small snip in each nostral and pulls two small guitar picks from my nose.
I was expecting the old, "ribbon from the magician's sleeve trick"
At least I got a good legal high out of it!
Those who know me know what I am talking about....

 

[87manche]

she had a bit more than that. I think she was good until he stuck a suction tube far enough into her sinuses to suck out brain bits.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

The sign simply stated "coming soon", Camille asked "whats coming soon?"......My reply, me "if you would keep your head down!"........

That did not end as well as I was hoping......

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Kill it with fire. EOR spider in the shop policy. We get those giant furry aggressive wolf spiders.

 

[macgyvr]

"This is even sketchy for me..."

me after looking at how the jeep was propped up that i was pulling the tcase out of at the take apart...

mac 'sitting on rims' gyvr

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I'm on a Mexican radio










I never fully understood that song when it was popular, still don't.

 

[962door]

'Wow, ^ that guys old'- Me, after looking that song up only to find out I wasnt born when it was popular

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I'm a grandpa, of very young grandpa.

 

[REWSTER]

Born in 85 still knew the song reference...


Thought it was.
I'm on a Mexican radio.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Thought it was.
I'm on a Mexican radio.

you are correct sir, that was the result of talk to text and not proofreading

 

[seanR]

MMM. bbq iguana

 

[SAMSET]

wife: think this little Caesars pizza is still good, i forgot to put it in the fridge

me: little Caesars.....yep

 

[REWSTER]

Video killed the radio star.

 

[REWSTER]

This here's a jam for all the fella's,tryin to do what those ladys tell us.
get shot down cause your over zealous.play hard to get females get jealous.
ok smarty go to a party. girls are scantly clad and showin body.
a chick walks in and you wishing you could sex her but you standing on the wall like you was poindexter.

 

[BRIANHO13]

If she don't like the shocker, try the spocker.....live long and prosper.

 

[seanR]

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

scared white boy in a black neighborhood.

me, from Flint Michigan

 

[87manche]

scared white boy in a black neighborhood.

me, from Flint Michigan

remember when I called you from that mcdonalds I stopped at? yeah.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

it's a lot different once the sun goes down. hasn't been bad all summer

 

[Customizer1000]

When the sun goes down the moon crickets come out