quote of the day thread..

[Customizer1000]

Telemarketer called, went like this:

TM: Herro Mr Preistone, how are you?
ME: Busy eating dinner
TM: I would rike to trell you about an exciting new product
ME: Can I get your number so I can call you back at your dinner time to discuss this?
TM: Um, no I cannot grive out my number
ME: Do you have pics of your wife I can have then?
TM: What are chu tarking about?
ME: I have a product I may want to give to your wife for a free trial period......
TM: My wife no need your product, click.

:thumbup::thumbup:

 

[97XJ2]

One that I heard from my friend from the US virgin islands ages ago I brought out of retirement this weekend. Start with whatever trifling problem you have, finish with "...white people problems"

Me: I'm hungry
GF: Me too
M: How do we get food to the boat that isn't bar food
G: I don't know... we're out of soda and beer too.
Pause
M: Well that's something: figuring out how to get food and drinks delivered to the boat... white people problems

Half an hour and $30 later we had erbert's and gerbert's (subs) but could not convince the delivery person to pick up more beer, but we had soda to go with the rum

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

We eat our our, sometimes we cook them

 

[macgyvr]

We eat our our, sometimes we cook them

Grace and I both just laughed at this.

mac 'all you can do' gyvr

 

[*89Laredo*]

Don't start that "real jeep" shit, if you buy a wrangler I'm not helping you fix it.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

We eat our our, sometimes we cook them

That's funny.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

We eat our our, sometimes we cook them

new sig.

 

[seanR]

Realtor-"I may have an offer coming in, but there is a catch, they want to close in three weeks."
Me-"I will start packing"

 

[kmanxj5050]

I really just wanted the ball to go in its whole but it just wouldn't!

Tap tap taparoo!

 

[seanR]

"I live in the Bay area"
"Oh, San Francisco, Oakland, or San Jose?
"No Saginaw"

 

[Fore Wheeler]

"I live in the Bay area"
"Oh, San Francisco, Oakland, or San Jose?
"No Saginaw"

I live in that same bay area.

 

[macgyvr]

"I'm done with Michigan for a while"

mac 'at least til 2013' gyvr

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

"I bet grace agrees."

Polar "maybe even 2014" jeep

 

[REWSTER]

"Because clean shiny paint sucks"

me to my future BIL. he was over while i was watching "fast and loud" last night.

 

[kmanxj5050]

"Because clean shiny paint sucks"

me to my future BIL. he was over while i was watching "fast and loud" last night.

The pointy beard guy annoys me kind of.

 

[WrenchMonkey]

"Rollin' like a supersonic,
Another fool that gets down on it.
Pigsweat a million miles,
I got a heart atomic style.

Make it look easy, that's what I said,
Blast of silence explodes in my head..."

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I like big butts and I can not lie.......

 

[REWSTER]

And you other brothers cant deny..

 

[BRIANHO13]

when a girl walks in with an itty bity waste and a round thing in your face

 

[87manche]

you get SPRUNG!