quote of the day thread..

[FlexdXJ]

"Once you go cripple, you never walk right again" -Me, this morning

 

[Fore Wheeler]

"Once you go cripple, you never walk right again" -Me, this morning

You make it sound like it was a choice, like that time you had sex with that black sheep.

Fore 'S.I.L.F.' Wheeler

 

[seanR]

PBR me ASAP!

 

[FlexdXJ]

You make it sound like it was a choice, like that time you had sex with that black sheep.

Fore 'S.I.L.F.' Wheeler

Hey, I don't discriminate based on color!

 

[nick86]

"Once you go cripple, you never walk right again" -Me, this morning

I hear ya bro, I ain't got what you got, but with 2 artifitial hips I feel it every day. And now
I can't see out of my left eye, good thing I'm right eye dominate.

 

[FlexdXJ]

Man, I hope that gets better. Sucks to hear.

 

[XJosh95]

And now I can't see out of my left eye, good thing I'm right eye dominate.

Are you going to regain that vision?

 

[nick86]

Are you going to regain that vision?

Josh, this is like the 6th time it's happened. i All ready have an artirifial lens in this eye, went for follow up today and they didn't like the improve's. so they are gonna ramp up the steroids. I Reeeeeeeeeeeeeealllllllllly hate taking that **** . I have never been a drug user, But Predsidone is gotta be the most over precribed drug on the market. The side affects of that **** is worse than what your getting curing for.

 

[XJosh95]

Sounds like typical modern medicine.

Taking pills for side effects from the pills that you took to for side effects from the pills you took for the actual problem.

 

[5-90]

From Sam and Max "Bad Day on the Moon"...

Max stomps on a cockroach, as Sam says "Remind me to have a discussion with you about the sanctity of life, little buddy..."
Max - "Bam! And then he was mucilage! What'd you say, Sam?"
Sam - "You crack me up!"

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Wife: I cant believe some of the things that come out of your mouth....
Me: And cant believe some of the things that go in yours....
Wife: Whats that supposed to mean, something perverse?
Me: Cake. Nom Nom Nom!

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

i held the door for an asian man the other day, he looks at me and says, "sank you."

i punched him in the face...

there is no reason for him to bring up pearl harbor like that.

 

[85xjwoody]

Now you can come and clean up my monitor. LOL That was a good one!!

 

[kmanxj5050]

i held the door for an asian man the other day, he looks at me and says, "sank you."

i punched him in the face...

there is no reason for him to bring up pearl harbor like that.

AWESOME!!!!

 

[Rev Den]

"The best part of Facebook is being able to look at sexy pics of you're buddies daughters"

Me - Brewfest


Rev

 

[XJosh95]

Good thing I have a son...

 

[962door]

Thats why I'm a dad with lots of guns.
96'all anyones gonna do is look for a long time'2door

 

[seanR]

"The best part of Facebook is being able to look at sexy pics of you're buddy's girlfriend"
Rev

Fixed

 

[WrenchMonkey]

Depends how old your buddies are...

 

[XJosh95]

Fixed

Whoops.