quote of the day thread..

[XJosh95]

What a douche. And the search sounds brutal!

Did you point and laugh as you drove by?

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I waved real big with a shit eating grin on my face!

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I waved real big with a shit eating grin on my face!

Eat shit. (?)

 

[Customizer1000]

Lol I've always wondered where that statment originated, really Shit eating grin wth. What exactly is it. Two girls and a cup?? Lol

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"I think Flex has competition "
~Cheeseman

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"I think Flex has competition "
~Cheeseman

flex has a little bit of a head start. lol.

 

[Customizer1000]

At eating shit? He can win that race I won't try it lol

 

[SAMSET]

"I think Flex has competition "
~Cheeseman

yea i had a feeling the award might go to a new face this coming WF:laugh2:

 

[Customizer1000]

That waterfall was easy, I'm gonna back up it, ping


Famous quote by my friend Nathan

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Wife: "we have huge probelms, the well pump is not running and the cattle dont have water"

Me: "did you turn on said pump?"

Wife: "um...I will go check"

Me: "you sure have a hard time with getting things to run...like the vaccum"

Wife: "you are an asshole!"

Me: "yup"

 

[Customizer1000]

^^^ Rotflmao!!!

 

[SAMSET]

FANTASTIC

 

[RedHeep]

That's all locker room talk. Tyler's balls are in a jar on Camille's nightstand.

 

[87manche]

Old Iwo Jima vet from the USCG Auxiliary yesterday in a boating safety class:

"So, the rule is, there's boats who have the right of way and boats who don't. But there's another rule that says you have to do whatever it takes to avoid a collision, even if you have to violate the rules to do it.

So you're breaking the rules if you don't break the rules, get it?"

That dude was awesome. 87 years old and still serving his country as a volunteer.

[captain ron] I learned that driving the saratoga [/captain ron]

 

[BRIANHO13]

That's all locker room talk. Tyler's balls are in a jar on Camille's nightstand.

Its true, Hale used to complain about them being there.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

But wheeler doesn't seem to notice them there

 

[XJosh95]

[captain ron] I learned that driving the saratoga [/captain ron]

Yeah, we wound up running into a big reef off of the coast of Australia.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Wheeler actually likes to play with them a little, Hale was intimidated by them...everyone else just throws their drawers over then to not have to look at them in all their glory. Gotta run, time to shave them so they look nice for tonights visitor.....

 

[bmyohn]

Capt. Ron: No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

I imagine it looks like a naked woman riding a unicorn jumping over fire.