quote of the day thread..

[poorboy87]

And you wanted to be my latex salesman

 

[seanR]

I am one of the smartest people I know

 

[ExTankerGuy]

You could tear up an anvil with a rubber hammer!

 

[REWSTER]

we have so much room for activity's

 

[XJosh95]

we have so much room for activity's

It's a re-post, but what the hell!

 

[hubs97xj]

"What's happening here? Are you getting dumb? You're getting dumb. Bacon? Whiskey? Good."

 

[Rev Den]

"I've found a baby before"

 

[seanR]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

 

[85xjwoody]

LOL !! Good one Sean.


Not really a quote but still funny.

When does puberty stop for a man? Six months after death!! LOL Love that one.

 

[85xjwoody]

Real women wear mens clothes!

 

[REWSTER]

'your a crazy bi*** but you f*** so good im on top of it"

 

[SAMSET]

its negative????.......oh thank god!!!!

 

[seanR]

Real women wear mens clothes!

Real men wear women's clothes...

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

Real men wear women's clothes...

guess im doing it wrong... my ass looks good in skinny jeans, but ill leave that for the ladies.





"im not going to say there are plenty more fish in the sea, im not going to say if you love her let her go, and im not going to bombard you with cliches, but what i will say is this... its not the end of the world."

 

[poorboy87]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

And our friends died face down in the mud!

Fawk it dude, lets go bowling

 

[87manche]

I am an asshole!

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I am an asshole!

QFT!

 

[FlexdXJ]

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg

 

[XJosh95]

"I just burped and tasted hopps... Awesome!"

-Me about 5 minutes ago at Titletown Brewery

 

[hubs97xj]

"That's a lotta cows"
-Christopher Walken