quote of the day thread..

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

while at the parts counter I was talking about rebuilding the motor in my tractor and made the comment "I just completed my first solo head job" and the guy at the counter responded "you must be really flexible"......touche' sir, well played.

Cheese "too much belly" Man

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Me: ship to 7th Ave?

Altrocker: yep....safe for work please

 

[BRIANHO13]

My wife "How come its colder in the garage than in the house?"

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Me: ship to 7th Ave?

Altrocker: yep....safe for work please

Did you advise that homie don't play that?

 

[macgyvr]

"Where did all these dog hairs come from?"

-my wife

mac 'duh we have four dogs' gyvr

 

[seanR]

No one had ever feed our dogs corn on the cob again!
Me today after cleaning up the second days barfshit grom the floor.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Camille says the same thing about me......

 

[BRIANHO13]

No one had ever feed our dogs corn on the cob again!
Me today after cleaning up the second days barfshit grom the floor.

Shouldn't Lar be the one cleaning?

 

[XJosh95]

Shouldn't Lar be the one cleaning?

:clap: Lol!

 

[*89Laredo*]

11) Thou shalt love, cherish, and honor till death, thine square headlights above all other earthy things sayith the Lord.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

You can either be right, or happy, when you're married.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

You can either be right, or happy, when you're married.

You can be happy and married?

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Re: Re: quote of the day thread..

You can be happy and married?

No. Not possible.

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

You can either be right, or happy, when you're married.

ralphie may?

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

realization...

"should we really call an artists new release a CD? who buys CDs anymore?"

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

as for CD, are you refering to a compact disc or a cross dresser? I am certain that there are a few around here that still pay for the later...

Cheese "dont let the balls touch" Man

 

[SAMSET]

by a few he means himself...

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

I love gummies but the ones I get from your gam gam are my favorite.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

by a few he means himself...

well, thats a given...way back in the day when Ramsey was around, he was the real tranny lover....now the rest are just closet tranny lovers...

Cheese "chick had an Adams apple" Man

 

[REWSTER]

I just ordered 3 CD's. they will be here in a couple days...Shipping from out of state.


i wont say which version of CD...