XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Unionville, MO
hot damn! just got on an earlier flight and headed home! Camille better be ready
(thanks Mike for taking care of her while I was gone!
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hot damn! just got on an earlier flight and headed home! Camille better be ready(thanks Mike for taking care of her while I was gone!
)
MJ gets 23mpg if I granny-drive it :yelclap: 55-65mph all the way back from NACFest with 1400lbs of stuff in the back, calculated via odometer (my speedo is within 0.1mph of correct) and amount added to tank for a complete fillup. The 98 gets decent mileage in the 16-18 range depending on how much I'm enjoying the manumatic, and the 96 gets lousy mileage due to 33s, a heavy right foot, and stock gearing.Off sick leave...
Filled the YJ up today...
17.1 mpg...pretty happy with that, mix of mostly city with a bit of hwy, 4.0 5sp and 3.07s gears 140k who knows when the last tune up was...
mac 'never had any of my xj's break 15mpg' gyvr
hahaha that's awesome.this was stolen from another Jeep site....too funny.
BOB
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
my neighbors at the last place hated me and made my landlord's life difficult with all their complaining and threatening to move out, I now live in the ghetto and repair my vehicles in the same parking lot my neighbors do. The parking lot for the apartment complex has signs and cameras up but the empty parking lot next to the bulldozed hotel has no cameras, no signs, no nothing... the city is using it to store large piles of construction debris and no one cares as long as we don't spill fluids everywhere and clean up after ourselves.just installed a powertrax locker in my buddys ranger.....on the sidewalk in front of the apartment. the neighbors hate us. :cheers:
just installed a powertrax locker in my buddys ranger.....on the sidewalk in front of the apartment. the neighbors hate us. :cheers:
im done with that stuff.... just walked inside to grab a drink after working in my new to me garageim gonna take the front end apart and leave it just because i can..... house living is the way to be
years ago when I lived in an apartment, I blew my engine on a 1980 Chevy Citation. We put it on jack stands and changed the engine from a junkyard. dang it, forgot to clean the oil pan real good. blew the engine again in a few weeks. Back up on jacks and changed the engine..again! Then the landlord came by. too late. :moon:
BOB
we actually live in a small house. i dont mind doing stuff in the street once in a while. at home we got a 14 car garage but its full of antique farmalls. at the last house my roomates and i had a 4wheeler, a mini bike, and a snowmobile.....in the living room. in a few weeks i might put my 71 triumph bonnevile in my room and get it running. the landlord gets pissed, but he dont care as long as me dont ruin the carpet.im done with that stuff.... just walked inside to grab a drink after working in my new to me garageim gonna take the front end apart and leave it just because i can..... house living is the way to be
im done with that stuff.... just walked inside to grab a drink after working in my new to me garageim gonna take the front end apart and leave it just because i can..... house living is the way to be
Hell yeah Doug! Did you buy a house? its nice but our garage has a KTM, 4axles, the mower and all sorts of other shit in it. It needs to be bigger but we can manage.
MJ gets 23mpg if I granny-drive it :yelclap: 55-65mph all the way back from NACFest with 1400lbs of stuff in the back, calculated via odometer (my speedo is within 0.1mph of correct) and amount added to tank for a complete fillup.