quote of the day thread..

[bwfdrums]

Coworker: 3 things in life are for sure
You live, you die and you pay taxes

 

[bwfdrums]

Coworker: Hey baby!
You want a big dick Dady from Cincinnati?

 

[bwfdrums]

Coworker: this water saddle is Tighter than well diggers ass.

 

[seanR]

“You have to look at it from every child’s point of view that was raised in the hood,” said Harris. “You have to understand… how he gonna get his money to have clothes to go to school? You have to look at it from his point-of-view.”

You will have to Google that. It is beyond belief.

 

[87manche]

“You have to look at it from every child’s point of view that was raised in the hood,” said Harris. “You have to understand… how he gonna get his money to have clothes to go to school? You have to look at it from his point-of-view.”

You will have to Google that. It is beyond belief.

the problem sorted itself out.

Dead kids don't require money for school clothes.

 

[seanR]

"That guy couldn't pour piss out of a boot!"
-My Father in Law

 

[XJ-ARNIE]

“You have to look at it from every child’s point of view that was raised in the hood,” said Harris. “You have to understand… how he gonna get his money to have clothes to go to school? You have to look at it from his point-of-view.”

You will have to Google that. It is beyond belief.

But Sean...he was raised in the hood, shit, he shouldn't even need to break into your home. we should just...give all of our stuff to him.
whatever, I'm glad the homeowner stopped the kid from taking up a seat at that technical college, I'd bet there is a line, with a kid who actually wants a future.

I heard a good one the other day

“Seriously. Conservatives own 200+ million guns, 12 trillion rounds of ammo. If we were violent, you’d know it.”

-some smart dude on the internet.

 

[seanR]

"Hey kids, go out in the fenced in yard and look for the little brown Easter Eggs I hid out there."
-Me to the grandkids

 

[BRIANHO13]

Son"she's fat"
Me "no she's big boned"
Son "people don't have bones in their stomach"

 

[87manche]

show him this

 

[seanR]

"Sometimes you have to roll them in flour just to find the wet spot."
My old boss

 

[NW-ZJ-SCOTT]

Today's generation is more angry at the idea of a Buy 2, get 1 free sale for AR-15's

over the idea of a buy 2, get 1 free sale on Abortions


"Assault rifles, Kill babies!"

 

[97xjsam]

21 1/2 lbs, 6" long!

An excited first time grandpaw when asked about his new grandchild.

 

[REWSTER]

"all we need is a ten and a fiver, a car with a key and a sober driver."

 

[seanR]

"all we need is a ten and a fiver, a car with a key and a sober driver."

"B double E Double R U N, beer run"

 

[bwfdrums]

Coworker: Red on a head like dick on a dog.

 

[DoWorkXJ]

Coworker: Red on a head like dick on a dog.

I'm pretty sure I'd leave my job if I had to listen to that person speak.

 

[bwfdrums]

I'm pretty sure I'd leave my job if I had to listen to that person speak.

I think it's hilarious!

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

look at that hair hahaha he looks like he rolled out of bed with a hangover and went straight to work

 

[DoWorkXJ]

He looks like a city worker