quote of the day thread..

[REWSTER]

its not gay if its a 3 way.

 

[nick86jeep]

its not gay if its a 3 way.

get it right, the guy on top is not the gay one

 

[REWSTER]

depends on how you stack em.

 

[seanR]

This reminds me of the sleeping arrangements we discussed for Redbird
"If someone ever stole my phone and whent through my text messages they would not understand anything in it"
-me, just now

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

 

[BRIANHO13]

Wife "I must be a super model all I have had to eat today is salad and vodka"

 

[seanR]

Diet pills.

 

[BRIANHO13]

Wife at dinner tonight to concierge "if you think that last name is long...."

 

[seanR]

Mrs. Bag? That isn't that long....

 

[seanR]

Me "I think I am going to grow a full beard, what do you think?"
Lar, "I think you should keep it like it is but shorter. You did ask."

 

[BRIANHO13]

"You guys are jerks, Sean's phone doesn't wake him up but it wakes me up". Lar

 

[seanR]

"You guys are jerks, Sean's phone doesn't wake him up but it wakes me up". Lar

Sent by my lovey wife this morning at 6;12 AM...:laugh:

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"Its not Valentine's Day any longer, get your hands off me" ~Camille

 

[89eliminator]

"Its not Valentine's Day any longer, get your hands off me" ~Camille

But it was Presidents' Day.....

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

I did not have relations with her......for very long.

 

[seanR]

I did not have relations with her with something very long.

 

[seanR]

"If stupid could fly, you'd be a jet"
-Me to my kid today

 

[BRIANHO13]

Not smart enough to be a rocket?

 

[seanR]

No, that involves science.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Birthday party patron: "do you ever talk about anything besides shitting, f! ×king and food?"

Me: "umm, no, not really, pass the cheese dip please"