quote of the day thread..

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Mandatory revocation of Rob's man card for using the word "luv".
 
In that context, it's completely legit.
 
Upon closer inspection of that screen shot, who's number do we now have for drunk dialing?
 
I left my truck idling at the store this moring, upon coming out a guy mouthed me "must get free fuel"....my response was "nope, runs on negative comments, so keep blabbling asshole"

Cheese "then Case told me not to name call :D" Man
 
Talked to the kids football coach yesterday as i was helping carry some equipment to lock up.

him: thanks for the help man, so you didnt want to help coach?
me: i have a slight anger problem, with a case of cussing to much. so to protect the kids i chose to sit on the side lines... gotta think of the kids man.
 
Guy at gas station - "You cops drive too damn fast."

Me - "I'll be sure to drive the speed limit when your house is being broken into."


Illiana 'if I wanted everyone to like me I would have been a firefighter' XJ
 
Help Fight Global Warming- turn your A/C on high and open all your windows.

 
Guy at gas station - "You cops drive too damn fast."

Me - "I'll be sure to drive the speed limit when your house is being broken into."


Illiana 'if I wanted everyone to like me I would have been a firefighter' XJ

I always asked them for their address so that I make sure I don't break any laws of any kind getting to their house.

mac 'drive too fast but want us there now' gyvr
 
I had a deputy follow me (in Sean's TJ) for 5 miles to a gas station then he waited until I got gas and chew then followed me another 5+ miles to the county line. That was irritating.
 
Weather guy from work during live shot from Oktoberfest.

(walking up to little girl) "What's your name?" Little girl hides

(walks up to lady in her 20's) "I just wanted to see your schnitzel"

The lady had no idea she was going to be on TV and it was funny.
 
I had to endure a woman on the phone with the local salvage yard inquiring about returning a part talking just like this...

 
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