quote of the day thread..

[Trixie03]

" The Michigan Bug Guts Won't Come Off!"
Said by JeepGuy91 as he can't see out his windshield and washer fluid isn't helping.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

"Smith & Wesson..... .45?"
"No."
"Oh it's a 9?"
"No, it's a Glock"
"Oooooooh Glock 9..."
"No"
"Glock .45"
"No, .40 now get whatever you came here for and go away"

Conversation between me and some pothead at a gas station while I was trying to work.

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Its powerful stuff, Youll go from 'Im pretty damn drunk' to waking up 12 hours later thinking 'where the **** am I and how did I get here, Who hit me in the head with a rock?' pretty quick"
Conversation about apple pie.

 

[Jeepin78]

Obstacles are those dreadful things you see when you take your eyes off uour goals. Henry Ford

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Did I see your jeep with the doors off the other day?"
-yes
"What's the deal with that?"
-they just lift off.
"Ahh"
-redneck airconditioning ... it wants to be a wrangler.

 

[seanR]

Whenever I here the ad for Scotts Turf Builder the man says feed your lawn bead it it reminds me of the movie the human centipede

 

[*89Laredo*]

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy

 

[WrenchMonkey]

Quando Omni Flunkus, Moratati.

 

[*89Laredo*]

We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[macgyvr]

"You sound like my boyfriend."

Girl the other night that was taking the test for OWI after I told her to blow longer and harder.

mac 'Left me speechless' gyvr

 

[XJosh95]

Speechless is probably the better option over the city getting a sexual harassment suit. Me, I'd have gotten in trouble.

 

[BRIANHO13]

"DUMBASS" Apparently me to my wife while I was sleeping last night while she was still up reading....

 

[seanR]

Lar- "I want to figure out how to grow big pumpkins."
Me- "You already did."

 

[macgyvr]

Grace: why are you waving?
Me: that's the Jeep wave.
Grace: no one ever did that with the Cherokees.

mac 'newbie all over' gyvr

 

[*89Laredo*]

• Tonya
  hey wheres your truck dude i lost it
• Brad
  huh lol i dont know i thought it momday **** wher e my truck at
• Tonya
  lmao he stole my last beer at least i didnt pass out and think it monday lol
• Brad
• it is mondayyyy **** me lol
• Tonya got to f with him
• Brad
  where the fuc mt truvk
• Brad shit
• Brad
  wtf oh well gues it in good hands i hopee lmao
• Brad
  **** me drink one to many I gusee shit
• Tonya
  i know it broke down forgot where though told u to grab starter and tools before we lefr house
• Brad **** me shit balls what ?
• Tonya hmm ask kari she might know i love you
• Brad shit balls I feel naked with out my truck home gues i am drunk to leave my baby lol

My brother found the computer after too much booze. Tonya convinced him that its Monday and hes late for work (goes in at 9). Apparently they left his truck somewhere too. lol

 

[macgyvr]

"Your pager is going off...is there a reason or is the battery just going dead"

mac 'my wife after my pager went off as she was putting the baby down' gyvr

 

[Jeepin78]

Stress: The situation created when ones brain over rides the body's natural instinct to bi**h slap some a$$hole that truly deserves it!
Courtesy of my buddy Sean when I was having a bad day at work!

 

[Fore Wheeler]

You can have any color you want, as long as its black.

H. Ford

 

[XJosh95]

Wifi while taking a dump is a great thing.