quote of the day thread..

Chick on FB:
"Is feeling sick....stomach problems have been becoming more frequent. Need to visit doc again. I think I might have a bowel obstruction :("

What I should be saying: Do tell!!

Sadly, I censor myself much on FB. If it were on twitter, I'd let her have my own verbal diarrhea.
 
Meganne and I were discussing what exactly "indie" music is...

Meganne: Well, at the very least, indie music can be pop music but pop music can not be indie music.
Me: It's like how square can be a rectangle...
Both together: But a rectangle can't be a square!
Me: Geometry, FTW!
 
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don't make post like this without pics.



I'm thinking about deleting this.

:D

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"I hate medical bills"

"It will be a miracle if they all get paid without forgetting one and it going to collections"

mac 'hard to keep track of them' gyvr
 
<Yosemite Sam Voice> "@#%*&^ *&@# %@*&$ &@($! %*&^ *&@# % $ &@($! %*&"
The second time I hit my thumb with a hammer today.
The forming guys took my Pasload away, they said the nails were too hard to pull.
I told them, "I haven't pounded a nail with a hammer in 10 years."
"That is because you don't build forms."
 
How would you feel if I filled the envelope that your paycheck comes in with a bunch of excuses and worthless shit? Because that is all I get out of you as of late!

~me to one of the new hired hands last night....said he didnt know the trick to starting a tractor...really?? WTFF?
 
How would you feel if I filled the envelope that your paycheck comes in with a bunch of excuses and worthless shit? Because that is all I get out of you as of late!

~me to one of the new hired hands last night....said he didnt know the trick to starting a tractor...really?? WTFF?

Maybe you should have a tractor that starts the right way :shhh:
 
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