HaleYes
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- Location
- Clay County, IL
Feelings......nothing more than feelings.....
quote of the day thread..
- Thread starter Fore Wheeler
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- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
Whoooooo Whooooooo Feelings...
Rev Den
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- Location
- Plainfield, IL
What a dump.
Me - Walking into this hotel.
Me - Walking into this hotel.
- Location
- Michigan
are you at the motel 6 in Fort Wayne? right between the 2 strip clubs? Been there.
- Location
- NE Indiana
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
MMMMM strippers....
terrehautian
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- Location
- Terre Haute
Son, don't you know this ain't Saturday?
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- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
Saw a sign at an auto shop that donates $5.00 of every service to breast cancer research.
"Saving second base one oil change at a time."
"Saving second base one oil change at a time."
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Location
- Unionville, MO
bought a basket case project truck last night and when I showed Camille teh pics the conversation went like this:
Her: Seriously, how much did you give for that piece of junk?
Me: $800
Her: That seems like quite a bit for something you have to drag home and probably wont get anywhere with for a while.
Me: Well, factor in inflation and I can relate that to our first date!
So needless to say I am not gonna get any (from her) for a few days!
Cheese "I wanna keep my mouth closed, but words just keep coming out" Man
Her: Seriously, how much did you give for that piece of junk?
Me: $800
Her: That seems like quite a bit for something you have to drag home and probably wont get anywhere with for a while.
Me: Well, factor in inflation and I can relate that to our first date!
So needless to say I am not gonna get any (from her) for a few days!
Cheese "I wanna keep my mouth closed, but words just keep coming out" Man
bought a basket case project truck last night and when I showed Camille teh pics the conversation went like this:
Her: Seriously, how much did you give for that piece of junk?
Me: $800
Her: That seems like quite a bit for something you have to drag home and probably wont get anywhere with for a while.
Me: Well, factor in inflation and I can relate that to our first date!
So needless to say I am not gonna get any (from her) for a few days!
Cheese "I wanna keep my mouth closed, but words just keep coming out" Man
you show her pictures? just bring it home and hide it in a barn somewhere it won't be found.
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Location
- Unionville, MO
cant do that, that is where I keep my girlfriends and I cant let her discover both of them at the same time!
kmanxj5050
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- Location
- Reed City Michigan
bought a basket case project truck last night and when I showed Camille teh pics the conversation went like this:
Her: Seriously, how much did you give for that piece of junk?
Me: $800
Her: That seems like quite a bit for something you have to drag home and probably wont get anywhere with for a while.
Me: Well, factor in inflation and I can relate that to our first date!
So needless to say I am not gonna get any (from her) for a few days!
Cheese "I wanna keep my mouth closed, but words just keep coming out" Man
HAHAHA good one!
XJosh95
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- Location
- Green Bay, WI
So either your first date was a while ago, or you went all out on trying to impress her. I saw the pic of you two from when you were young'ns in the photo in your bathroom. You actually looked like you may have not transcended the 2 point gap in the looks scale. (You know, a 6.5 can date a 8.5 but not a 9...) Since then... Tyler = fatter, balder and uglier. Camille = only getting hotter.bought a basket case project truck last night and when I showed Camille teh pics the conversation went like this:
Her: Seriously, how much did you give for that piece of junk?
Me: $800
Her: That seems like quite a bit for something you have to drag home and probably wont get anywhere with for a while.
Me: Well, factor in inflation and I can relate that to our first date!
So needless to say I am not gonna get any (from her) for a few days!
Cheese "I wanna keep my mouth closed, but words just keep coming out" Man
So I'm guessing the first date was a while ago. It takes a long time to get as ruined as you are.
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XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Location
- Unionville, MO
I don't like you anymore
Priceless
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- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
I had to log back on so I could share this,
"I sneezed so hard while sitting on the shitter and I thought my spleen was ejected from my body!"
Me, to my wife, just now.
"I sneezed so hard while sitting on the shitter and I thought my spleen was ejected from my body!"
Me, to my wife, just now.
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Location
- Unionville, MO
hey, I am not balder, you have me confused with Dan! I may be a bit more grey then the glory days, but not lost any hair...yet.
I may be a bit more grey then the glory days, but not lost any hair...yet.
POLAR_JEEP_04
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- Location
- Ohio
I'm not losing hair either. It's just growing in other places.
- Location
- bourbonnais IL
Guy at work#1: hey man check it out may post is about to go on the first page of redit
guy#2: thats so awesome man, hey come check this out his post is about to go on the first page of redit
guy #3: thats pretty sweet man.
Me: you guys need to tuck away your geek wood!
guy#2: thats so awesome man, hey come check this out his post is about to go on the first page of redit
guy #3: thats pretty sweet man.
Me: you guys need to tuck away your geek wood!
XJosh95
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- Location
- Green Bay, WI
I guess I had you confused with myself. I started losing my hair at 21. Though I don't think I can get uglier and I got fatter in about 9mo from sympathy eating. For some reason I still sympathize...hey, I am not balder, you have me confused with Dan!
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